Janet Jeanette

Someone’s middle name is Karen

For those talking about how a democratic blue state like Oregon could have a shooting like today’s, I’d like to point out Bend is a tiny blue bubble in a deep red rural part of the state… one which regularly petitions to join Idaho.

If he was anointed by god why are you all still praying for help?

Everyone in New England drives like an asshole. Why? Cops don’t pull you over for BS. Where I’m from cops ticket you for everything, rolling stop? Turn your blinker on too late? People obey the rules. It’s almost like when there are consequences you learn not to act like an asshole.

Trying to buy senior votes with $100 is pathetic

Fun fact: In 1804 we impeached a Supreme Court justice for “overzealous partisan bias, arbitrary conduct, and oppressive behavior.”

US state tv is gonna have commercials

I mean it was only a matter of time before we had state tv

This 👇

Somebody needs to put a WW2 filter on all these ICE videos for the people who don’t see it

Oomph, good thing Taylor likes her friends canceled

How long before another country decides the US is unstable and should be nuclear disarmed?

Thank goodness our schools are underfunded and can’t afford new maps or geography books

Two time toilet paper shortage President… wow

Okay God, we gave you two good ones now you owe us one.

No! Not Dolly!

Remember when Clinton eliminated the national debt? That was nice. Remember when Clinton had consensual adult sex? That was normal.

The Claude watermark thing is so funny, can’t wait for the backlash of “don’t use AI for writing but still produce at AI speed”

Can we use AI for good? Like finally getting the last two books of Game of Thrones?

First protect pedos Then jack men up on testosterone Now eliminate abortion of any kind Next eliminate birth control Ladies, we are gonna have to do better than pink pussy hats this time.

A Texan told me today that people were behind Talarico but then he advocated for trans people and reparations… So instead they’ll vote for a known fraudster who defends pedos? Deja fucking vu.

Somewhere a staffer’s Claude account possesses a “write like the president” skill

Sam Neill’s best role was Merlin, I will not be taking any questions.

Pfft stop it, I’ve been saying he’s brain dead for YEARS.

Good gawd are there really so few politicians to choose from we gotta have more rapists?

Next up: ICE collecting pregnant woman at airports

“you know what’d make avatar cooler? Guns.” Smh

I talked to someone today who described Nick Shirley as an “independent journalist”

Drain the swamp!

Vance is not on a media blitz because of his new book, they’re prepping him to take over. One way or another Trump won’t be around long.

No not Rainn Wilson, why must you ruin everything I love?!

New York reminding everyone that joy is still possible

You think building the octagon was expensive just wait until you hear how much they had to pay to fill the seats

Everyone’s child on Bluesky: Mummy, why isn’t man content when the earth has supplied him such gifts? My kid: Bro, frogs don’t have necks.

Epstein class really not great at subtext, huh?

Honestly a strike on us soil wouldn’t surprise me, at this point we are overdue.

So funny how all the formerly maga people I know suddenly don’t see the news…

Why does the pentagon have a Christian list?

I’ve gotta believe we’ll turn this around and the future isn’t doomed to be an amalgamation of the most absurd dystopian movies I’ve seen in my lifetime

I kinda feel like a president should be happy to pay taxes

🚨🚨🚨 was just denied a fill up at the gas station, limiting customers to $120. Anyone anywhere else?

It doesn't matter if a politician eats barbeque or not, however, they should not eat chldren.

I saw someone selling their stuff on LinkedIn today like it was Facebook marketplace This is where the job market is at

Milli Vanilli backed out? 😂

I preferred it when lgbtq were out and proud, and bigots were still closeted

Anyone who says Bluesky is a bubble is a bot or a twatzi pissed off there’s not enough libs left to pick on over there

Surprised he didn’t say he couldn’t go to the wedding for security reasons and plug the ballroom- Missed opportunity, Don.

The fund is a pass through for proud boys and the like to recruit for the next one

Bring back exile