Anton Sherwood

Anton Sherwood

@ansher.bsky.social

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Music teacher: [plays my next exercise] Me: “Should I recognize that? —oh, it's the intro to a hundred soft-rock songs.” Teacher: “That is the correct answer.”

Somebody tell theDonald that the language we are forced to use is named for, and indeed imported from, a foreign country; maybe he'll impose a tariff to protect the vital domestic language industry.

In what movie did a suitor describe the thoroughness of his lovemaking with the metaphor of a six-course meal (“antipasto, zuppa, pasta, pesce, carne e— la dolce!”)? it's weird what sticks to my erratic brain

It's easy to find lists of languages with the most native speakers, or second-language speakers; but where is a list of most numerous bilingualisms? Are there more speakers of (for example) Castilian-and-English than of Telugu-and-Hindi?

Anton Sherwood reposted

No problem with number 1. I’d *prefer* 2. I’m not religious, so I’m indifferent on 4. He may have me on 3, because it could mean living next to a bigoted asshole like Dale Partidge.

When my sneezing season did not happen in February or March, I thought it had missed me. The winter was unusually mild – so why did the allergy come ·late·?!

I wonder how many people saw this and thought, damn, I haven't thought of that song in forever

hammancheez but spooky@hammancheez.bsky.social

they really don't need to Drop The Big One and enrage China and Russia when they have so many horrible conventional options to choose from

maybe he has deployed a bioweapon in Greenland, knowing that Denmark cannot handle it?

David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social

I foolishly assumed that this Trump post tonight made no sense to me because there is some medical situation in Greenland of which I am uninformed. But so far all the news reports I’ve seen are saying that it is unclear what he is talking about.

Is a co-conspirator like a cotangent?

emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social: Any idea why, if Trump told the cops she was evil in 2006, she was not included among the named co-conspirators?