Anton Bitel

Anton Bitel

@antbit.wsocial.eu

Feckless freelance film critic and neurotic apanthrope. The #Horror, the #Horror Programmer for the London Korean Film Festival. London Film Critics' Circle, Online Film Critics Society. ProjectedFigures.com

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"figures unwanted pregnancy as alien invasion": Sean Wallace & Jordan Mark Windsor (aka THUNDERLIPS)'s hilariously banalised NZ sci-fi comedy MUM, I'M ALIEN PREGNANT (2026) is on US digital and on demand from today via XYZ Films. projectedfigures.com/2026/01/24/m...

projectedfigures.comMum, I'm Alien Pregnant (2026) - Projected FiguresTHUNDERLIPS’ MUM, I'M ALIEN PREGNANT is a hilariously banalised New Zealand sci-fi comedy that figures unwanted pregnancy as alien invasion

"sets inmates against each other and themselves in a horror-comedy microcosm of systemic corruption in Indonesian society": Joko Anwar’s prison/genre punch-up GHOST IN THE CELL (2026) on UK digital from today via Blue Finch Film Releasing. Review for SciFiNow www.scifinow.co.uk/reviews/ghos...

scifinow.co.ukGhost in the Cell review: Fast-moving and funny | FrightFest 2026Joko Anwar’s prison/genre punch-up sets inmates against each other and themselves in a horror-comedy microcosm of systemic corruption in Indonesian society.

"pits a traumatised content moderator against a serial killer restaging scenes from a film": Daniel Goldhaber's meta remake FACES OF DEATH (2006) is on 4K UHD, Blu-ray, DVD and digital HD (Amazon Prime Video) via Signature Entertainment. Review for SciFiNow www.scifinow.co.uk/reviews/face...

scifinow.co.ukFaces of Death review: Intelligent cat-and-mouse psychothriller | FrightFest 2026Daniel Goldhaber’s meta remake pits a traumatised content moderator against a serial killer restaging scenes from a film for online clout.

Creatures assemble: Larry Fessenden’s crossover sequel TRAUMA OR, MONSTERS ALL "shows an America in microcosm facing (or not) its unresolved historical legacy and its many demons." Screens 7.30pm today at Celluloid Screams, with director's intro + Q&A. www.scifinow.co.uk/reviews/trau...

scifinow.co.ukTrauma or, Monsters All (2026): Flesh-and-blood practical effects and big ideas | FrightFest 2026Creatures assemble: Larry Fessenden’s crossover sequel shows an America in microcosm facing (or not) its unresolved historical legacy and its many demons.

A tale of two sisters: in Dave Boyle’s ghostbusting murder mystery NEVER AFTER DARK (2026), ultimately "cinema is the medium that transgresses the boundary between life and death." Screens 1.30pm today at Celluloid Screams: Sheffield Horror Film Festival. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/14/n...

projectedfigures.comNever After Dark (2026) - Projected FiguresIn Dave Boyle's ghostbusting murder mystery NEVER AFTER DARK, cinema is the medium that transgresses the boundary between life and death

"sends an ambitious sound recordist into a crabby old sea yarn": Jake Kuhn & Noah Stratton-Twine’s hilariously camp moviemaking throwback THE PERIL AT PINCER POINT 92026) screens 10.35am today at Dead And SudBuried. Imagine Guy Maddin helming PotC. Love this. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/14/t...

projectedfigures.comThe Peril at Pincer Point (2026) - Projected FiguresJake Kuhn & Noah Stratton-Twine’s hilariously camp moviemaking throwback THE PERIL AT PINCER POINT sends a sound recordist into an old sea yarn

Mean girls and monsters: Jack and Yossy Zagha’s class-conscious high-school comedy horror FIFTEEN (QUINCE, 2026) "figures adolescence as a demon gestating within." UK première 7.15pm today at Celluloid Screams: Sheffield Horror Film Festival. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/16/f...

projectedfigures.comFifteen (Quince) (2026) - Projected FiguresJack and Yossy Zagha's class-conscious high-school comedy horror FIFTEEN (QUINCE) figures adolescence as a demon gestating within

"Putting a fist up America’s hidden dynastic structures and pulling them inside out so that the terrible things underneath are revealed for all to see," Brian Yuzna's class satire cum body horror SOCIETY (1989) screens 7.15pm today at Dead And SudBuried. projectedfigures.com/2015/06/08/s...

projectedfigures.comSociety (1989) - Projected FiguresBrian Yuzna's satire Society puts a fist up America's hidden dynastic structures & pulls them inside out to reveal the terrible things hidden underneath.

"imagines a violent viral uprising of the very young against their adult ‘betters’": the new 4K restoration of Narciso Ibáñez Serrador’s confronting ‘creepy kid’ horror WHO CAN KILL A CHILD? (1976) screens 4.30pm today at Forbidden Worlds Film Festival. Superb! projectedfigures.com/2018/01/15/c...

projectedfigures.comWho Can Kill A Child? (1976) - Projected FiguresNarciso Ibáñez Serrador's confronting 'creepy kid' horror WHO CAN KILL A CHILD? imagines a violent viral uprising of the very young against their adult 'betters'

"brings anarchy, irrationality and apocalypse to a grieving sheriff in a small-town microcosm of the American nightmare": Toby Poser & John Adams' enrapturing THE GLORIOUS DEAD screens 8pm with Q&A at Celluloid Screams. Review for SciFiNow Magazine www.scifinow.co.uk/reviews/the-...

scifinow.co.ukThe Glorious Dead review at Fantasia 2026: Funny and freaky, grotesque and goryThe Poser/Adams family brings anarchy, irrationality and apocalypse to a grieving sheriff in a small-town microcosm of the American nightmare

Out of left field: Jethro Waters’ GUNFIGHTER PARADISE (2025) "sets a grieving man’s homecoming amid a singularly American mix of guns and God." Screens 7pm today (with Q&A) at UNC Asheville. A true original, highly recommended. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/06/g...

projectedfigures.comGunfighter Paradise (2025) - Projected FiguresJethro Waters' narrative feature debut GUNFIGHTER PARADISE sets a grieving man's homecoming amid a singularly American mix of guns and God

"Maybe a bit too good. Too clean, yes, too precise. Too… formal. It should be more trashy": Dario Argento's artful hall of mirrors DEEP RED (1975) may be giallo, but comes painted in many colours. Screens 7pm tonight at Forbidden Worlds Film Festival. projectedfigures.com/2022/12/21/d...

projectedfigures.comDeep Red (Profondo Rosso) (1975) - Projected FiguresDario Argento's artful giallo DEEP RED pits a chauvinistic pianist against a psychotic killer, as both race to the primal scene of trauma

Look ma, no hands: Glenn McQuaid’s wickedly camp gothic melodrama THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR (2025) "pits a gay, mutilated pianist against his formidable, heir-fixated mother". Screens 4.45pm today at Celluloid Screams with Q&A. projectedfigures.com/2026/03/06/t...

projectedfigures.comThe Restoration at Grayson Manor (2025) - Projected FiguresGlenn McQuaid's wickedly camp gothic melodrama THE RESTORATION AT GRAYSON MANOR pits a gay mutilated pianist against his heir-fixated mother

That sinking feeling: Matt Stuertz’s metacinematic psychodrama HUMAN (2025) is “a long dark night of the soul that will make you 😂, 🤮 and 😮”. Also, rocks ARE cool. In Select US theatres and on VOD/digital from today via Dark Sky Films. projectedfigures.com/2025/08/22/h...

projectedfigures.comHuman (2025) - Projected FiguresThat sinking feeling: Matt Stuertz’s metacinematic psychodrama HUMAN is a long dark night of the soul that will make you 😂, 🤮 and 😮.

(c)ad-man: CHILDREN OF THE WICKER MAN (2024), Justin (RIP) and Dominic Hardy’s documentary (co-directed with Chris Nunn) on their filmmaking father, “sets the art against the artist”. In UK cinemas from today via Unannounced Films/Exposure. projectedfigures.com/2024/08/23/c...

projectedfigures.comChildren of the Wicker Man (2024) - Projected Figures(c)ad-man: Justin and Dominic Hardy's documentary (co-directed with Chris Nunn) CHILDREN OF THE WICKER MAN sets the art against the artist

"figures unwanted pregnancy as alien invasion": Sean Wallace & Jordan Mark Windsor (aka THUNDERLIPS)'s hilariously banalised NZ sci-fi comedy MUM, I'M ALIEN PREGNANT (2026) screens 10.45pm at Dead And SudBuried and 11.55pm at Celluloid Screams projectedfigures.com/2026/01/24/m...

projectedfigures.comMum, I'm Alien Pregnant (2026) - Projected FiguresTHUNDERLIPS’ MUM, I'M ALIEN PREGNANT is a hilariously banalised New Zealand sci-fi comedy that figures unwanted pregnancy as alien invasion

Crime and punishment: Nobuo Nakagawa's kaleidoscopic katabasis JIGOKU (1960) "shows a metaphorical hell on earth, and a stylised one below, while glimpsing redemption." New 4K restoration screens 10pm tonight at American Cinematheque. Extraordinary film. projectedfigures.com/2015/02/13/j...

projectedfigures.comJigoku (aka The Sinners of Hell) (1960) - Projected FiguresNobuo Nakagawa's kaleidoscopic katabasis JIGOKU shows a metaphorical hell on earth, and a stylised one below, while glimpsing redemption.