Antiques For Geeks

Antiques For Geeks

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We should have been revising.

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Looking at the list of programmes cut, I am very, very disappointed. Thinking Allowed introduced me to sociology in bite-size chunks. I worry that we are seeing the death of the BBC by a thousand cuts. Yes, the BBC isn’t perfect; but only when it is gone, will people realise what they’ve lost.

Recall when we were at Juniors, a man turned up for a special assembly; he was an author. He spoke about his work, where he wrote etc. and at the end he asked if we had any questions. One of the year below me raised his hand and said “Are you Roald Dahl?” Poor bloke had been talking for an hour.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's the Pebble Mill clip of Dahl in his filthy shed of solitude. Presumably intended as a charming portrait of an eccentric artist at work, it makes him look like Albert and Harold Steptoe fused into one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkz...

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Next question. Child opens his mouth and the head teacher cracks with embarrassment. “Look, he’s not Roald Dahl!” He said, then words to the effect of this better not be us not asking him any more questions about Dahl, his books or persona. Child pauses and ask him what books he has written, again.

Recall when we were at Juniors, a man turned up for a special assembly; he was an author. He spoke about his work, where he wrote etc. and at the end he asked if we had any questions. One of the year below me raised his hand and said “Are you Roald Dahl?” Poor bloke had been talking for an hour.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, here's the Pebble Mill clip of Dahl in his filthy shed of solitude. Presumably intended as a charming portrait of an eccentric artist at work, it makes him look like Albert and Harold Steptoe fused into one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQkz...

He smiled and patiently explained he was someone else, but he gets that question asked frequently. Next question was about a Dahl book. That he hadn’t written. He patiently told us that he hadn’t read it. Or written it. Third question… guess what? Do you know Roald Dahl?

Poor man was starting to get annoyed. Thing was, these were all genuine, well intentioned questions. Not kids mucking about. It was confusing. He looks enough like Roald Dahl & we’re reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in class. So he smiles, a little less patiently and tells us no, he hasn’t.

An anniversary; Windows NT 4.0 is 30 years old today. A big part of my early career was spent working on HP-UX/Solaris machines, but NT turned Windows from a buggy, crashy mess into something that was both stable and supported the productivity software I needed. My beloved OS/2 could not compete.

Like a Best Man’s speech delivered at a wedding where everyone is assumed to know everything about the groom; hilarious for three or four people in the room, but leaving the rest looking at their watches, smiling politely and wondering how long until dessert will be served.

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Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS

If haven’t fallen in love with “Sky Theme from Floating Mr. McAllister” then now would be a good time. It’s the epitome of a sunny day in the park, the grass scorched, waiting to be save by the rain, a blanket laid out for you to lie down with your favourite book in your hand. Well, to me anyway.

Tom Burgess@nottomburgess.bsky.social

Happy Bandcamp Friday! Work continues on the long overdue next series of my lost-Who-adjacent comedy podcast. Why not pass the time with the Radiophonic-inspired soundtrack I made in lockdown from my recycling? peterflemingtv.bandcamp.com

Jaws is fired from the Town and District bus company along with has best friend Quint and nemesis Brody. Coincidentally, the three end up working at a beach resort at Amity Island run by Mayor Vaughn. Hilarity ensues.

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"The BBC has confirmed Blankety Blank, Celebrity Mastermind and Live at the Apollo will not be returning." "These difficult decisions form part of the BBC’s previously announced first phase of its proposals to make £500m of savings over the next three years." www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

One word. “Content.” If you treat programming as something disposable, something that is background noise while doing something else, it’s no surprise that message gets through to the audience. If the audience then reflects that ambivalence back, why the shock?

Cole Haddon@colehaddon.bsky.social

Netflix’s biggest shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are in a panic because they can’t figure out why, but the answer is probably pretty damn obvious to anyone who’s paying attention.

Sorry to hear about Sam Neill this morning. For some illogical reason I always got him and Michael Kitchen mixed up. So was surprised once I saw the pictures attached to the posts of the former’s death. Loved him in Event Horizon - he really had the best lines and most interesting character.

“An incredible endorsement of our vision”; so incredible we felt the need to send out a schmaltzy email to defend it and have since reduced the spec, unbundled headphones and dropped the price in response to feedback. This is a definition of “incredible endorsement” I was previously unaware of.

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Got an email from New Commodore’s damage limitation department addressed to “Bins”. My name isn’t bins. I even checked my birth certificate. Sadly, it seems New Commodore doesn’t know when to stop digging with all the emotional journey schtick laid on heavy to justify their choice of product…

These fellas. Braun industrial design is art. The calculator especially. I have no idea why, it just resonates. I’m aware that Apple’s iPhone calculator is an homage to the Braun design, but in person really hits the right notes. And that Braun amplifier/radio is just… I need one in my life.

Never seen a Grid in the flesh and loved how futuristic it felt, despite being ancient. The BBC’s inclusion was also a bit of surprise, as was the Nokia N-Gage. I always quite like the idea, if not the execution. And of course the physical media. Who don’t love a Zip disk?

Loving the walls of objects. The current range of generic products really have lost that certain something… The IBM Thinkpad with the folding keyboard really is quite smart when you see it up close. And the Sinclair Executive calculator is an unexpected thing of beauty.

This really didn’t have me expecting much, as once an Amiga brand deal was ruled out, it was pretty obvious the new product would be a phone. This kind of thing does NOT smack of a serious tech company. This is how you sell an off-brand energy drink to teenagers, not <cough> $700 phones to GenXers.

Had hoped that the Xmas 2026 episode would help the series into a noble hiatus as opposed to what we now have. Honestly and sincerely hope the show is rested. Absence will make the heart grow fonder. It will let someone discover the series and want to take it on.

bbc.co.ukDoctor Who: BBC cancels Christmas special and Russell T Davies announces departureThe BBC said the decision was made "after careful consideration" and had "not been taken lightly".

This. Absolutely this. Have long had similar thoughts! We do kind of have something similar with the Criterion Cupboard and Arrow Films stuff at the moment, but curation is the key. So easy to conflate enthusiasts sharing their favourite films with curation. Alex Cox brought weight to his choices.

I know it's been said on here a thousand times, but, Jesus wept, BBC... give us a new series of Moviedrome or similar. The problem is we currently have an endless choice of things to watch. What we need is curation.

Yet still no word for my proposed revival of “The Adventurer”. What today’s Media landscape is screaming for is a weekly espionage thriller starring a grumpy middle aged American movie star playing a version of himself, while rampaging around Europe pretending he’s twenty years younger than he is.

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