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It’s #CrispSandwichDay apparently. Have you made yours?

“A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”

Oh great. I'd moved onto another pub and Droney McCuntface has now shown up here.

Current status: being bored shitless by a bunch of tickers droning on about beer festivals, pricing, getting "gen" and their lists of ticked beers. I wouldn't mind so much, but I am sat on the other side the pub and I can still hear their whining from 25 yards away.

As I never made it over to Dublin and am now back in (not quite) Yorkshire, it is befitting that I have a Yorkshire stout on hand to commiserate my failed trip! untp.beer/DMqaO

Despite best endeavours, the weather has certainly written off my weekend plans. Ferries off both today and tomorrow because of the storms. I suppose I'll just enjoy the time off work and stick the match on the TV later.

Unbelievably, my leave request for this weekend has been granted. One more!

For possibly the final time in this guise…hold me now!

Absolutely raging! Dropped my cap on the Luas and not noticed until it's gone off. (Ordered half a dozen more off eBay. No YCC rose on them though, but I'll survive)

Well, yer wouldn't want a warm beer, would ya?

Lunch is buggered as the mince for the bolognese has gone manky. Time to break the emergency pizza out the freezer, I suppose!

Next in our continuing series of 'Strange Coloured Liquids That Claim To Be Beer'…Australian ice cream sour. It was rather good, actually. untp.beer/lN8Am

Quite why fridges need to be connected to the internet, I don't understand. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Get your five*-a-day! *storeys

I believe the most appropriate answer is "competitive" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Strap in, the tsunami chorus of "WhAt aBoUt PeOpLe wItHoUt PhOnEs?" will be along shortly… Probably posted by people on their phones.

Relevant newspaper article for this particular moment in time…of the week!

What with it being unseasonably warm today, this probably wasn’t that mad an idea after all.

And with that surprise Littler loss, bookies everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

That's the car's air con all re-gassed and working again. Just in time for winter!

My unplanned visit to Newcastle has worked out fairly well so far.

Those of a certain age will know the next word.

№ 381 - Gateshead

Lol, sod off with the Utility Whorehouse bullshit John

Showing compete disregard for my need of sleep by going into town for a couple of pints.

Incorrect: South Africa beat England at Headingley by seven wickets last year.

Spellcasting: L A N D L O R D

Sheffield vittles. (Yes, I am aware KI is now brewed in Bakewell. I don't care. The crisps probably come outwith the city too, I wouldn't be surprised.)

I believe that @mark.beech.org.uk is a specialist in Griffonage

So with the conclusion of that shift…

Oh well, looks like it's back to a squiggle with a sharpie then.

Sure thing, kid. If your dad is really a millionaire, I'm sure he'd find you something better to do than hang around on a railway station in your Sports Direct trakkies on a wet Wednesday evening.

The new Cuban Boys single is NOW STREAMING! Featuring the voice of Tony Wilson. Supported by the Tony Wilson Archive. From the Cuban Boys, Festive 50 chart-toppers and top 5 pop stars. open.spotify.com/album/5JzQHa...

Nothing says "Welcome to Huddersfield" as well as a rook tearing the head off a dead pigeon, in the middle of the platform, just as the train rolls into the station.

I know I have previously stated that novelty beers are often disappointing. However, this one is pleasant enough. To be fair, it was on clearance and I needed one item to trigger a "buy beer, get bonus points" supermarket offer I had outstanding! #beer #bskybeer untp.beer/dc97de4aff

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It is showering heavily in Amsterdam. I'll wait it out here. I have bought a coat, but still…

45 minute delay. Another airport lager, I suppose.