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Snarky but well-meaning, cat-loving Washingtonian.

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BG: We were at BC together. Don’t remember me? Bygones. So, you’re the MINNESOTA Wild prez and you invited in the protector of murderers of Minnesotans to celebrate Olympic victory? If no one told you this at the Heights, you’re an utter moron. hockeywilderness.com/news-rumors/...

hockeywilderness.comBill Guerin Had To Know Better Than Letting Kash Patel Steal His Team's SpotlightGenerally, I operate under a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding an athlete's political beliefs. As a careful observer of the hit HBO documentary "Heated Rivalry," I found that absolutely zero of...
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I will never unsee this image. I’ve been skeptical of ‘worst-case scenarios’ of the Epstein Files. That changed with this.

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‘Twas Christmas Day, when I write silly poems. Not a creature was stirring, except divorced people shuttling awkwardly between relatives’ homes.

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On USAF b-day, quick primer on inter-service trash talk (theirs, not mine): Army: overweight order-takers. Air Force: pampered and pointless; Navy has more planes. Marines: crayon-eaters that would beat up a brick wall or impregnate it. Navy: spend all their time on gay Love Boat. Coast Guard: who?

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Has anyone yet written the guidebook on ‘How to Deal with Friends and Family Responsible for This Hellscape but Blame You for Making Things Awkward’?

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Had a dream last night where Trump banned federal workers from taking Pilates or yoga out of fear DOGE staffers would be assaulted by fit people with tightly-wound mats. Seriously.

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Think we need a big one of these. Get a bunch of A-list bands touring the world raising awareness and cash for Zelenskyy. Call it ENUF - Every Note for Ukraine’s Freedom. Please get on this, Bono.