Nearly Sentient NPC

Interestink! The board game where each person tries to guess what the smell on their game piece is. Each person receives a numbered 'Interestink' canister, it smells. There is a corresponding card with a detailed explanation of the smell. A moderator keeps cards and score. #boardgame

Wergin's Manly Farts Suppositories. Just insert one, pair it with your bluetooth, and choose, through the app, which fart noise you want to transpose over your own fart noise. "I use the 'Tiger's Growl' for my farts!!!"

Got so lost in thought I found Jesus. Apparently, we WERE supposed to be looking for him!!! *Read heavily in anti religion

Betty... Betty Crocket, queen of the wild frontier of baking.

Very sad to lose this old friend and Star Trek icon.

*Introduces self 'Julian, Julian D'Aggro...' Nice to mee.... 'FUCK OFF!!!"

I went to the Boba Tea Shoppe with Slarch, Slarch McDirthy from Pentagious street. I went to school with his mother, Slem McDirthy, maiden name of Jah-phah-horphpffffthwopp. Nice people.

Artemis A Murder Most Fowl

Easter Bunny: 'These eggs are makin' me horny...' Ribaldflavin...

Furious Georgian, or Josef Stalin to you.

Maleciphant?.... ok, the elephant of evil, I guess...

Yes, the Queen has corgis now. Oh no.... is it contagious?...

I'm more concerned about MS-14...

Imagine They Might Be Dragons

Ive heard of a horsefly, but I ain't never heard of no Dickfly. This fly was watching me eat my pizza. I swatted him away, he landed on my laptop and just stared at me consume. He looked jealous. Then, this motherfucker shits on my laptop. Such a petty bitch. I guess I HAVE seen a dickfly...

Playing as Robert the Bruce and the Queen of England just asked for my location, for educational purposes... No thanks. Then I ran into the Romans.... I've found my sacrificial lambs...

*You can't force a connection. It just happens, or it doesn't *Continues to try and plug in a Zarthrarian plug into an American socket. Those Zarthrarian plugs are slimy and they bite...

Went to Tyler and saw a caricaturist drawing on the street corner. It took every ounce of my being not to stop and request one. Damn it... I didn't go there specifically for him, that wouldn't make much sense. He happened to be there as I drove past. YOU'RE OVER EXPLAINING!!!

Is it illegal to post comments on your own videos? I checked my pockstitution, can't find anything in there about future tech...

*Sends spy to Gyeongju, 2 turns later, starts war with Korea. Sends spy to Aachen. 2 turns later, starts war with Germany. Spy: 'You're not letting me do my job here...' Work FASTER!!!!

Shipping my enemies with caskets I see at the local funeral home. I put the fun in funeral..... ... ... ... ... ...... ... --- ...

'zatchu, Ricky?

Gummy shark idea. One large shark, thin gummy material. cut open its belly, little baby gummy sharks, and possibly one boy, partially digested. License plate collectible inside shark.

Culturally insensitive dildo ideas. Chemamull.

We're so pre occupied with people's weight. If we weren't so stressed and we weren't inundated with overly processed, wood pulped food, we'd be better off. *pours a cup of sugar into his 8 oz coffee.

I'd like to remove your Kuiper belt and probe your Oort cloud....

Airag is yum.... Mongoliyum...

Rectal photography. The thing of where you have a camera up your ass, you bend over and point it at what you want to take a picture of, then you clench your cheeks to shoot. I'm making it a thing.

Oh... i may have misread... it was a meal for the eyes...

Name your fav meal scene in a film.

I need one of them cheese guillotines....

Faggier than a carton of cigarettes.... Me describing my homeostasis.

Me after gazing upon Chandragupta in Civilization 6..... "I surrender, plunder my booty!!!"

Let's name our son Moroni! Uh... no. They'll call him I. Moron at school.... How dare you profane our prophet!?!

Robert the Bruce in Civilization 6 looks like Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber playing at Robert the Bruce...

'Where the Wild Things Are is best read in its original Korean...' - Maurice Seondeok

Ever since I was a little girl... 'Sir, you're a 45 year old man...' IT'S MY STORY!

The dental goodie bag reads "Be Dentist Ready with Colgate" Fuck you. I'm paying them. They'd better be ready with a boring machine and sand blaster.

Cannibal Song In My Pants - Ministry I think we're alone now in my pants. Jizz in my pants in my pants... wait....

I can't own both. So, now i need to get a refund. Asshats. Fuck you valve, just a little bit. @steampowered.com

Did they Finnish cutting down those trees?

Ooo, pretty sky!

name your fav 70s film.

Darth Waiter. He's rude, and constantly refills my drink with the force, always managing to spill some on my lap to make it look like I peed myself...

Napoleon was an avid user of Grindr. He once quipped that his defeat at 'Waterpoo' didn't define him.