ApacheSmash❗️@Shed 3.0

Oh yeah! Hi I'm ApacheSmash I play video games to raise money for charity and I like Metal Gear

Discord Nitro running out I better go get the cat ears

This goes double for your stream chat

I thought The Bear would be about some huge gay guy but it's actually about a meek fella having a panic attack because of salad It's pretty good tho

Start with Yakuza 0 has to be among the absolute worst advice commonly parroted in video game discourse

I miss when music was controversial Remember in 1999 when lead singer of Stool Sample set fire to a 1 dollar bill on stage? You had to be there

I like Ohio

One more post and I'm done talking about it: I did yell "GO WHITE BOY WOOO" when Toby's name popped up on screen last night.

Look at this jerk

Switched to playing like this I can see the kerotans much better now

Who is this girl? She's unreal hot

These people are no longer welcome in groups in person as they've already exhausted the good will of people they know IRL So they are constantly invading new online spaces looking to spread misery If you wouldn't hang out with someone in person, don't tolerate them online

I've known this was going to happen since October 11th 2007

ACTUALLY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU CANT MEET HER BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN AMERICA

I was being weird about her before it was trendy

I've been slowly raising the amount of garlic in a dish until someone complains that it's too much and I will know where the line is So far I'm up to 119 cloves but I'm pretty sure they will break soon

You all owe me a dollar btw

It's actually only a 2 hour video essay if you watch it at 2x speed

Kerotan is going well

First time I saw him say this I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe I don't know if it's a language thing but she meant "Whereabouts in Wandsworth"

I made a Philly Cheesesteak but I changed a bunch of things to make it better You're welcome Philadelphia

I actually like all three German bands Kraftwerk, Scooter and Rammstein

You should kick people out of your Discords for being weird awkward vibe killers more

This was a real knee slapper back in the day

Every other day someone is like VIRTUA TENNIS 4 is now fully decompiled!

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few more buddies

Game crashed on WR pace at The Sorrow

Hate it when I meet some content creator I like and they sound weird because they don't talk at 2x speed