ape escape 2

land in san francisco, get bombarded by ai ads, get told that h3h3 is over, all while trying to help my girlfriend reschedule a cancelled flight. life is so bizarre and airports are just a microcosm of all of it happening at once in one place.

i feel like i am somewhere im not supposed to be

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yesterday reinforced to me that i really fucking despise being masc presenting. went to lunch with my coworkers and the topic of my upcoming japan trip this week came up. however they were less interested in what id be doing, and rather if there were any women in my group and if id sleep with them.

i told some white lies about liking one person in the group to get away from the topic (my girlfriend is coming on the trip after all) and they just gave me this really creepy playbook about how to, essentially, date rape her. i promise you i do not want your advice about how to rape my girlfriend.

the trailer for this had me convinced this was some overly ambitious melodramatic doujin action game but it opens up with an injoke about snowbreak containment zone, a gacha game that i knew the name of and nothing else and as i play more i realize that this is all one massive injoke about that game

i’m not beyond admitting that a lot of the stuff i’ve seen possible with a jailbroken ps5 looks cool, but knowing it’s all vibecoded sludge makes me wonder about the longevity and security of these developments. unrelated pic of hisako from 生徒会にも穴はある because she is really pretty and i’m like her

this is like the first time since i was in middle school that ive been hesitant to homebrew a video game console. only back then i was scared of making my parents, who honestly would not have noticed the difference, mad. now im scared ill be inviting like 50 different cyberattack scares into my home

i’m about 80% of the way through manosaba and i can’t explain this without sounding crazy or spoiling most of the game, but i just had the thought that its plot is basically a really long version of the gallon of pcp wkuk sketch

old me new banban pfp the last one was cute but i think promo art for the actual game is closer to what got me into summon night than art for the short lived tcg 😭😭😭

speaking of, i promise i haven’t forgotten my promise of scanning that guide book, or forgotten my sn2 playthrough for that matter. i have just been hit in the face by life as it typically goes. starting manosaba certainly didn’t help as thats all ive wanted to play since starting it 😭