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going to Heaven's Gate Pizza and ordering the flavor-aid burger

explain to me again why 1¢ a stream is too high

*slaps thick cock against the podium microphone* is this thing on

marketplyert

here take a hit and pass it

one of my favourite lines in project hail mary is when grace opens up the xenonite container then goes to smell it and yells "OH NOOOOOOOO."

no im not an angel pt 2 #art

actually your blood is blue when its moving towards you and red when its moving away.

I thought it would be cute if Grace wore his quilt like a skirt so ta-da! 🌟

gn

wow they really think they can quirk chungus their way out of this

dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.

Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind

gonan watch iron lung wirh wife. evebtually. i miss her

my biggest contribution to the internet at large was created today 5 years ago. happy birthday, image of ralsei smoking weed #deltarune

trying to be on more sociable terms with my roommates but i'm also very careful with my social battery since the socialization required of college is autism hell so i'm just kinda floating around

To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning

iron lung is a markiplier sex tape if you're weird enough

wife keeps complaining about how i won’t schedule anything on tuesdays because thats bobby tuesdays when me and my buddies get drunk and watch spongebob, we do it so often we just call it “watching some bob”

white people be like my family and i doordashed some edibles the other day

fligoo giggoo

if anyone gets me sick with this flu thats going around ill dissect them

holy trinity of places i want to personally cover someday as someone who works in news media - a gathering of the juggalos - a furry convention - a republican national convention (in an eric andre way)

The Jagerman #vasterror

i forgot that college freshmen are stupid as fuck usually

missionary so i can give you the kubrick stare

The First Milf

"AAAAAH!!! DENNIS!" "...Did ya miss me?" 🧽 👑 🐟

im so tired i need out of food service hell

why do i keep getting reposts from no one

the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it

“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack