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new katalinas, get em while theyre hot

💀 Bring back the headphone jack 🧠 Put TWO USB-C ports on the phone

But just to bareback off that point...

Who will win the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize? 1) There will be no 2026 FIFA Peace Prize 2) Trump again 3) Whoever the president-elect of Brazil is in December 4) Anyone else

Local man jumps out of 20th story window of tolerance

A stealth game where you cheat on your wife

What if we... pushed our medbeds together...?

If you're gangstalking me, you legally have to tell me.

I've heard enough. I'm changing my password to 5.

Programming is a creative endeavor. Otherwise Ballmer Peak wouldn't exist.

Nobody is a metaphor

Why are my gangstalkers kinda hot?

Absolutely satanic that BibleGateway has AI slop summaries now

If not for carnism (and the fact that it's a common allergen), soybeans would be a super food.

They were always so close with each other. They're like two testicles in a scrotum...

When will NWS switch to Blu-ray-sized hail? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail#Si...

The rate of piracy is far too low in the United States

Backwards long job

They should get Mr. Beast to host the livestreamed execution

Was Hunter Biden the first person to queerbait for a crypto scam?

Fuck the Ocky Way. Let me get that sandwich gay style.

Turn your sacrifice zone into a sacrifice home!

Who should've won the free meal in the Canterbury Tales?

24% of US adults have never used AI tools, including 21% of 18-29 year olds yougov.com/en-us/articl...

new minecraft dimension doesn't magically drop microsoft from the BDS list

Dressmaker Any%, No Sew skip 22:58

If only Thomas Crooks and Tyler Robinson could've traded places...

Why did they name this right-wing think tank like a problematic age gap ship? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie...

From the Wikipedia article for salsa, you'd think that it was invented in the United States en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salsa_%...

My eunuchs are unionizing!

List of US presidents whose English Wikipedia articles are not edit protected: - Martin Van Buren - James K. Polk - Millard Fillmore - Rutherford B. Hayes - Franklin Pierce

Bicuriosity is the mother of bivention

I'm still single because they don't have grindr yet on windows phone.

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Do you charge us with wanting to stop the exploitation of children by their parents? To this crime we plead guilty.

Shen Yun On Ice

Does the kirkaversary celebrate when he was crucified or when he was resurrected?

Fuck, I was sick on the day they taught us how to have sex!

I love how LMFAO only released two albums and their last album is an apology for their first album

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