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@archivesboy.bsky.social

Hi, I'm handlebars jabbed my stomach and ruptured my spleen. I didn't think much of it until someone recently pointed out that I easily could have died from internal bleeding. It's good that other kids were around & apparently got help, though a rumor that my balls were affected dogged me for years.

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@archivesboy.bsky.social

Trump is the ultimate example of "fake it until you make it."

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

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@archivesboy.bsky.social

Scott Bessent trying to hide his revulsion as he puts on the cheapest shoes he's ever seen in his life.

Miles Taylor@milestaylor.bsky.social

NEWS — Trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears. “Everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trump’s wishes. We’re officially in the dumbest timeline.

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@archivesboy.bsky.social

The entire economy is riding this bubble.

Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social

The AI infrastructure build-out is so gigantic that in the past 6 months, it contributed more to the growth of the U.S. economy than /all of consumer spending/ The 'magnificent 7' spent more than $100 billion on data centers and the like in the past three months *alone* www.wsj.com/tech/ai/sili...

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Obscene.

Anne Applebaum@anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu

"Five months into its unprecedented dismantling of foreign-aid programs, the Trump administration has given the order to incinerate food instead of sending it to people who need it" @hana-kiros.bsky.social, on spending $130,000 to burn food worth $800,000 www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

theatlantic.comThe Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency FoodFederal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.

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Nathan Brown
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A lot of people I know from high school who don’t follow politics closely post memes on Facebook about how we spend 90 gazillion dollars on foreign aid but nothing for homeless veterans. It’s a really common belief.

Jacob Marley's Chain
@archivesboy.bsky.social

Trump's tariffs are going to have more carve-outs than a Thanksgiving turkey. Absurd, 1870s-levels of corruption.

Miriam Cronkhite@cronkhitemedia.bsky.social

Deepwater Asset Management predicts that Apple and Tesla will receive tariff waivers because Trump doesn’t want Tesla to lose to BYD or Apple to lose to Samsung. So, Trump literally decides our every breath now. I guess soon we’ll find out when we are allowed to piss 9to5mac.com/2024/12/17/a...

9to5mac.comAnalyst: Trump will waive Apple’s China tariffs so it doesn’t ‘lose to Samsung’ - 9to5MacOne major firm has shared predictions for the US market in 2025, and Apple getting exempted from Trump’s new China tariffs is on the list.

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