Ari

Ari

@ari.express

Butch ex-wife.

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Ari@ari.express

I am not a robot girl, I am not a puppy girl, I am maybe at the most like ~3% a cat girl but the rest is an adult woman with responsibilities

Mechanics wise, 3d printing is the closest thing to birth in inorganic objects. Which means that, your honor, destroying this unregistered firearm would be late term abortion

Male socialization? Nah I've got mail socialization, I got brought up into this world by a wild herd of FedEx workers

eMudhra rolls worst private key ever, asked to leave CA certificate business

Can't even take tasteful nudes because I've never had a photography special interest

Nvm looked into it further I think I can go all the way back to Genghis Khan

Ari@ari.express

Flashbanging my ex wife with the fact that I can trace back my ancestry to 1377

Flashbanging my ex wife with the fact that I can trace back my ancestry to 1377

Gonna go down in the history books as the biggest studio trigger superfan who hasn't watched gurren lagann

Studio trigger when you tell them there's gonna be vibrant colors and lineless art at the function

I'm like a fucking bear istg. I haven't felt awake in weeks and keep gaining weight the moment it became a bit cold

I need enough motivation to go to the gym again. My ass is gaining antidepressant weight rapidly

hacking a girl's @buttplug.io dildo, call that remote load execution

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

an outdated system in a salmon farm using PHP was found to have been breached, allowing the attackers to perform remote cod execution

i have no clue what the fuck is that appimage, appimages dont even work on chimera

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. WHY THE FUCK IS IT 60HZ AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Every fucking time I say something like "no modern dev needs to consider IE 7 compatibility" Astra pulls up with a textbook titled "how to develop websites for IE 7 2026 edition"

Astra ⎔@astrra.space

i fucking wish