Ariel Dumas

Our side of this negotiation is asking for 2% of the profits we help generate. Their side says fuck you, sleep on the street. (And that’s their PR strategy!) https://deadline.com/2023/07/writers-strike-hollywood-studios-deal-fight-wga-actors-1235434335/

ANNOUNCEMENT: triscuits and frosted mini wheats are ACTUALLY FIRST COUSINS

Threads seems very Pokémon Go to the Polls

"Multiple sources tell THR that only four scripted TV series remain in production on the East Coast — with three of them produced by Murphy." https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ryan-murphy-threatens-lawsuit-wga-strike-captain-1235530321/

The faked photo thing is objectively worse, but the weirdest and most gratuitous Eric Adams lie remains his answer to the softest of softball questions, about the best concert he ever attended.

My OB/GYN: please stop saying that. The term is “postpartum.” Me: right so anyway once I’ve shidded out the baby

Which food do you think you could pretty successfully eating-contest eat? For me it’s tater tots.

I feel proud that I’ve been writing more but I feel EXTRA proud of this little cat I drew in the margins.

I only know “skeeting” from its other usage: a combo of squirting and yeeting.

If this app stops working too, I will simply go outside and scream my pithy observations at parked cars. I cannot be stopped.

Crossover where the Bobs Burgers kids have to work at The Bear restaurant

Thank you @panic.gay for the invite! Wow that was so nice!