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With the announcement of the Romancing Saga 3 remake, it's time to listen to the most awesome cliché-sounding classic superhero theme of masked vigilante and recruitable party member Robin (not from Batman/DC). #blutoid

I know people joke about how Nintendo hired that man, but the style of the Ocarina of Time remake really reminds me of this fan trailer for a Majora's Mask remake for Wii U. #blutoid

I missed the solar eclipse. Did anyone see Dracula's castle in there? Or is it not visible until the next one in 9 years? #castlevania #blutoid

Just saw someone on the bus playing on a Vita. With wired earphones. In 2026. And not some mid-thirties enthusiast, but a 14 year old-looking kid. Maybe there's hope for the Roblox generation after all. #blutoid

Some cool physical games with some cool digital dudes. #blutoid

With Sony no longer making new discs, I expect game prices to drop by 10 % or more since they no longer need to take case and disc production, transport, retailer cut, price parity and every other cost associated with a physical game into consideration. Right? No? #fuckSony #blutoid

I think it's quite generous of Rockstar make a plastic case available for purchase for their digital-only game Grand Theft Auto VI. If only all indie games did that. Also, the Steam Machine is product that makes sense. #blutoid.

Have you played Friends Fantasy VIII? This picture just gets better the more I look at it. #blutoid

Ok, that Nintendo Direct was kinda ass. It's not just me, right? And I'm usually pretty positive and try to look on the bright side. And what’s with the Ocarine of Time reveal being only a miniscule tease? #blutoid

Nintendo and Sony raising console prices? Good thing I recently purchased a used Wii U to play the games on it and Wii that aren't available for purchase on current systems. Yoshi's Woolly World and Twilight Princess HD are really enjoyable. #blutoid

As a huge Dragon Quest Builders fan, it stings that Pokopia isn't on the first Switch. The critical reception is so good, and it looks great. Oh well, maybe some day. #blutoid

This new official Metroid cushion is either the worst or best fleshlight I've ever seen. #blutoid

Gotta say, playing Fortnite in bot-only lobbies is an eye-opener. No need to worry about being gunned down, just do your quests in peace, enjoy the sights, and chill. I don't think I’ll be going back to regular battle royale after this. #blutoid

The Simpsons is now in Fortnite, and after I've seen the map, it's crazy that the best virtual rendition of Springfield is still from Virtual Springfield. Which released in 1997! #blutoid

Nintendo is funny. Big hotel room designer mode, creative mode, tons of items including stuff from other Nintendo IPs and Lego? Free! Slighly improved resolution, mouse and chat support, larger multiplayer count and useless megaphone item? $4.99, please. #blutoid

Threw my back out, on sick leave, but at least Lego Party arrived in the mail to cheer me up. So far, it's damn good. Probably better than Mario Part, at least just as good. #blutoid

Did you know that FromSoftware made a nonogram game for DS? The puzzles look like this. It truly is the Dark Souls of picross games. #blutoid

Yakuza Kiwami 3 was announced today, and no one is questioning that Kiryu will join an all-women biker gang. And of course the obatarian is there too. #blutoid

If you're looking for an "Inspirational Quote of the Day", this is it. Brought to you by my recent Judgment playthrough. #blutoid

The DQ VII remake will launch in 2026, which is 13 years since the 3DS remake, which was released 13 years after the original game. I think I'll just wait and play the next DQ VII remake in 2039. #blutoid

Also, why is Bananza getting DLC but not Mario Kart World? Nintendo, you messed up the order. And how/why is there now a Donkey Kong roguelike? #blutoid

First Minecraft + Animal Crossing - Australia Edition. Then Minecraft - Pokémon Edition. Wait, Koei Tecmo is making the latter? Is it actually Dragon Quest Builders 3 in disguise? #blutoid

How about we brainstorm some alternatives for bad video game genre terms? So far I've come up with: Metroidvania -> gatemaze. Roguelike -> RNG-loop. Soulslike -> bonfire gauntlet. If there are no other suggestions, I expect the entire Internet to be using these terms by Monday morning #blutoid

At this point, I'll be mad if the Final Fantasy IX remake does exist. Because you can't have the remake in production and NOT reveal it today. That would just be disrespectful. Just release an HD backgrounds pack for the standard game instead, Square Enix! #blutoid

I had a feeling Zebra Donkey Kong would stir up some... feelings in people. And a quick search on bluesky proved me right. Just like Peachette, I don't think Nintendo knows what they have unleashed. #blutoid

How I wish my wife would greet me when I get home and tell her I had a rough day at work: #blutoid

"There are over 13,000 unique lines of dialogue for that announcer written by the writer of LEGO City Undercover" Ok, I'm so getting this game. LCU was one of the most hilarious games I have played. #blutoid

Tell me your pet's name with a gif. #blutoid

Where my Final Fantasy IX remake at, Sony? #blutoid

Anyone seen the last Destructoid reader survey? Feels like a bad joke. "What do you want to see more of? Community blogs? Readers and writers once a week sharing the games they play?Weekly columns?" Kinda nauseating. The site used to have all those things, you knuckleheads. #blutoid

Switch 2? Nah, I went to a new thrift store nearby, found 4 PS3s, and bought the OG Foreman grill model for $20. Suck it, Ken Kutaragi, that's way less than 599! Look it this beautifully ridiculous thing with its Spiderman font. It even works, though I have no Ps3 controller yet lol #blutoid

Well this is awkward. I recently got Judgment on sale and was glad to see I could continue from my demo save file. From 2019! How has it been almost six years already? What is time even? #blutoid

Consider this, Zelda fans: If you're doing the stables photo quest in Tears of the Kingdom, and you're not completing them by submitting nude selfies of Link, are you really doing it right? #blutoid