Adam

Anyway, PHP delenda est.

Me and da bois getting the heck outta dodge.

No one cared who I was, till I put on the mask.

When you’re to figure out how to fix something, and the only coworker who does, is vacationing in South America for a month.

When my wife says the cat doesn’t need more treats but I give him a few anyway.

It’s been a long journey getting here, and yesterday I became an American citizen. I’ve lived here for just over 10 years and built my life here. I’ve met wonderful friends who I cherish time with and a wife that I love more than anyone else. I’ve learned to called this place my home.

Same

Ah yes. The mullet years.

Scandalous 😉

When the cluckin’ hot Nashville fried chicken hits

The simplest way to calm down a horse is to give them a right cross to the mouth. - Horses for Dummies.

Monday comes for us all.

Crom! Luckily Conan has comprehensive chariot coverage.

I re-watched “Batman and Robin” for the first time since I was a kid. I realize now, that it’s kind of a 90s version of 60s Batman? It knows it’s silly and ridiculous. I actually thought it holds up pretty well. It’s very comic booky in a way that other Batman movies don’t have much of anymore.

The Joker commits his greatest crime, being the first person in Gotham to jump the turnstile. The social contract of paying for the train falls apart soon after and public transportation has never recovered in Gotham city since.

People don’t realize that the reason why the joker commits so many crimes is to be able to afford his interior decorator. Sourcing a joker themed rug was nearly impossible in 1942.

(Slow heavy metal music playing)

In hindsight, filling the bathtub with pop-rocks, was not my best idea.

Cube (1997) Fear, Paranoia, Suspicion, Desperation

Did-a-chick, did-a-chee?

Kamandi discovers it’s been bots in the replies the whole time.

It’s really good cake though.

The Devil’s Loose!

Rob Liefeld’s Toad. Dentists hate him! Wait no. Dentists love him!

The empire never ended!

The hour of Clobberin’ be upon us!

You’re late

I rolled a nat 20 and then found the source of a bug about 30s later. Coincidence? I think not. 😏

Jumping into issue 20 of Defenders and I’m like 🤷😂 wth is happening. They forgot to mention the story started in Marvel 2 in one.

It’s fine. IheartRadio ruined it all anyway.

And so the Butlerian Jihad begins

The worst part was the gorilla doctor was out of network.

I’ve got a new business idea, it’s like a tanning booth, but you turn green, and also everyone will be able to see your internal organs.

Heh, from Excalibur 8

The chief just wants to be left alone to woo Madam Rouge.

Bronze Age Doom Patrol is nuts. Every other panel is something insane.

The characters themselves are surprised when someone doesn’t get slapped.

I’m reading through the Doom patrol and realizing that Arnold Drake really loves calling everyone a fink, and ladies slapping other people.

Noooo Nightcrawler! #xmen97

What gift would a dwarf ask of the elves?