Arsphidius

This may be an enormous stretch, which I just thought of now for this post, but just imagine Joel trying his best to look like an Addams and all he can do is...

Oops on the fireworks.

Yes! My boys!

The Halloween prep begins.

Damn! I was hoping for a shutout.

I think I may be too sober for this Seahawks game.

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Snatch Between My Legs (runner-up: Dirty Dancing Between My Legs)

Just put 2 loaves of pumpkin chocolate chip banana bread in the oven. It's gonna start smelling really good in here soon.

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it]

I have made many, many quilts. This is one of my favorites.

Random thoughts… 😃👍🏽😊

Cool site

I am Arsphidius, Witch of the Caribbean and the Beast of Champions.

show me your flashback friday me in 1992

I voted, and checked online to make sure my ballot was received. There were far too many repubs running unopposed, so I did write-in candidates -- different Seahawks players for each one. I hope Cooper Kupp wins the judgeship!

For adult Trick-or-Treating at our house: do you think it would be cheaper to make a giant jug of Zombies, or to hand out individual canned cocktails and ciders?

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Drop a TINY TERROR

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Ruin a song by adding " In my pants" Hold on loosely in my pants. Only women bleed in my pants. Rise up in my pants. Red right hand in my pants. Oops I did it again in my pants. I found someone in my pants. Tubthumping in my pants. Welcome to the jungle in my pants.

Give me four versions of you

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I'm feeling the urge to declultter. I have dozens of book duplicates, decades worth of quilting fabric I'll never use, a basement full of stuff that hasn't seen the light of day in years. All I need now is time to go through everything. And my semi-hoarder spouse to not freak.

I actually saw this clock in a client’s house years ago when I was a Realtor.

Musk: Telerico will force you to transition your gender if he's voted for! My trans brother who has been female bodied their whole life including like ten years of being a man:

Throwback Halloween pics from when my babies were still babies.

Somebody's got himself a little crush ... www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

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Ok, whoever came up with this one is busy. And hilarious.😆

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

“Sam Darnold drops back to pass”

So many to choose from! Stand By Me, Tracks of My Tears, Sound of Silence, Twistin' the Night Away, Twist and Shout, Georgia on My Mind … but I think this is it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExCB...

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First single(album) you bought with your own money.