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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton ๐Ÿ“Ž๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

@ashashman1.bsky.social

Left of Centre LIVERPOOL Fanatic YNWA, Toronto Blue Jays LGBTQ+ Ally. Sci fi Nerd Bowie fan Wulferhampton citizen of Europe hopefully again I hate Trump, TORIES and Reform UK Dyslexic and probably a bit eccentric Lover of the surreal

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๐Ÿšจ WATCH: The moment British fighter jets shoot down a drone over Jordan

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Nigel Farage is off to the USA to do a speech to a US think tank this weekend. No visit to Clacton, cares more about Republicans than British people.

This ๐Ÿ‘‡ omfg

Sir Michael Take CBE@sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

The Daily Mail is often slagged off for right wing hyperbole, stupid hysteria and over reaction. But no one ever praises the paper for reasoned & logical articles like this one. Iโ€™m absolutely 100% sure most Londoners wished they were living in the Middle East at the moment. ๐Ÿค”

This ๐Ÿ‘‡. Full disclosure my old University

University of East Anglia (UEA)@uniofeastanglia.bsky.social

Prof Benjamin Santer from@ueaenv.bsky.social has sought to set the record straight over โ€œdemonstrably incorrectโ€ claims made in a major US government report that misrepresented his work and downplayed the role of human activity in global warming. Read more: https://bit.ly/4r2ZxMY #ResearchMatters

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Another Reform UK press conference where the Express and GBNews will hype a non-event. This one is hilarious, because Nigel Farage stated itโ€™s a non-story in the same article.

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The adventures of Nigel the Poodle. Day 1: Today my hooman, Donald, told me I was a vewy good doggo and told me we could go for a walk on his beach. He is vewy important and owns an hotel.

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โ€˜Mum. Look here! Itโ€™s another instalment from Isabel Oakeshott. Today sheโ€™s telling us how brave her au pair was in cooking the familyโ€™s Native lobster, roasted heritage carrots and buttermilk purรฉe whilst being bombarded by enemy missilesโ€ฆโ€™

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This ๐Ÿ‘‡

Dee Lomas@deelomas.bsky.social

Iโ€™m sorry but we former colonists donโ€™t believe you can pick your own leaders or run your own countries. Thatโ€™s basically the fvcking message we are continually giving out. Anyway weโ€™ll bomb the fvck out of you,destabilise your country,create more people who hate us & move on to the next victim.

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Public Service Announcement We need to assume (for now) that this might last. Prices are rising. Quickly. They will only ever fall slowly. It might be prudent, for example, to switch the central heating off a little earlier than normal. And to eek out the fuel you have in your tanks

This is fucking EVIL

Aleksandra Vaca@transiticsnews.com

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people โ€œrecover,โ€ all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially. transitics.substack.com/p/the-trump-...

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This ๐Ÿ‘‡ They are also banned from The Leper Gate and The King Edward Cathedral of Spudinism

Bank of Mercia@bankmercia.bsky.social

The Bank cannot wait to greet all who are swarming back to benighted Mercia, after having decided to avoid the Bretwalda's tithes by lying [Ed: which sense of 'lying'?] on a beach in the desert The Bank will ensure that these folk are warmly met at the Mercian border by our customs and tax officers

@wulfhelm.bsky.social is this you, by chance ๐Ÿ˜ณ

fesshole ๐Ÿงป@fesshole.bsky.social

Added a fried egg to a pizza. It improved the pizza. Tried it with lasagne. Same. I've been adding fried eggs to everything and it is always an improvement: vegetable soup, tarka daal, tahchin, black forest gateau, and even apricot crumble. I think I have an egg fixation.

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St Peter. And how did you die? Me. Slipped while trying to hold onto a geriatric and severally incontinent cat while my wife attempted to wipe its arse. St Peter. Me. St Peter. Me. St Peter. Me. ARE YOU FUCKING SNIGGERING?

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