Ash the cat

I feel like this masterpiece has (re)discovered it's time and purpose... It informs us all. youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...

Elon musk is so low t, I mean he only has one trillion.

Lol top two trending are Conor McGregor and Lindsay Graham. So basically eat shit and die 😂.

Me: Honey wake up, spacex is crashing. Honey: you're going to have to be more specific.

Schrodinger's trillionaire

Gameshow host to GOP senators: "you have two shit sandwiches in the Iran deal and the J6 slush fund, would you like those as appetisers or suppositories?"

His post makes more sense (and alarm) if you consider that he's talking about the USA here and not Iran....

Lol, he's inadvertently shown the justices that he's a wet squib.

Trump is the first sitting president in U.S. history to attend Supreme Court oral arguments. The case? His own executive order to end birthright citizenship. What's even more interesting? No one acknowledged his presence. Not the justices. Not the audience. He just... sat there.

It's wild that all the twats currently causing most of the world's drama would fit in a single mid size sedan.

I'm convinced he's so aggrieved by the "theft" of the 2020 election that "robbed" him of a 21 to 25 presidency because he's been told he's not going to survive this one.

I'm so tired.

More Carney less Rutte.

I've been living Africa for the last while and it pains me to say that there is a very sharp correlation to engagement on bluesy with being here vs using a vpn. That's pretty sad.

So trump wants to fuck defenceless people on another island you say?

Next time you feel like failure, console yourself in the fact that there is always a bigger failure.

All I can say about all these maga fucks is, cardio vascular disease owes us our mother fucking money back.

Spare a thought for trump's dementia, it's basically starving.

I wonder if anyone has told Oprah yet that all this crazy batshittery will one day be found by historians to have its genesis with her promotion of weirdo creeps who spew'd forth their bile to start this set this whole shit toboggan in motion?

Vaxxed?

Grok did it...

Lolz

Stop calling them conservatives. That word arises from conserve, which is the opposite to what they're doing, which is just setting fire to shit they don't like and/or comprehend. There's a much better word for that, extremists.

What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'AI' is just the goddamned cornballer.

He's talking about his dick again.

If you fight for it, we will come.

And say it we shall.

So this may be a 25th amendment play. JD and musk have decided it's time and musk is goading trump into a major misstep whereupon JD will, with the votes already bought on the cabinet, invoke the 25th. And they might even pull it off.

This might have been fun to watch if musk was not a complete coward with the fortitude of chronic diarrhea.

Airbus could order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify this tiny deficit.

If I had a pet owl I'd name it weird owl jankovic.

Looks this might be great...if Qatar tell us one day soon that they've got him trapped on that plane that is under their control and where do we want them to send it.

Approve of this kind of energy. It's the only way.

Scott Bessent: "is that the bus I hear warming up sir?"

I'm convinced he thinks dolls and dildos are the same thing.

He's basically a test run for for the world of it being held hostage by a malevolent (but rather dim) AI.

How on earth will historians even begin to try and tell the tale of what's happening right now with a strait face?

In a just world a "Hegseth" would now be the new Scaramucci...

My heart is very heavy as I write this. I come from a long line of military service. I lost 2 uncles in WWII - one on Iwo Jima, and one shot down over Germany. My father lost a leg. My mother was a nurse. When I turned 18, I volunteered for the US Air Force, and went to Vietnam. Bear with me. 1/x

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Someone's active 😎

His natural destiny is ultimately to be the first FBI director to be convicted.

I suspect that after step 2 trump will not only abandon Ukraine, but will actively punish them for refusing his 'wonderful' deal.

Rage is an emotion discouraged in polite company, but it evolved over millennia for a good reason and it has its ripe season. That has now arrived I fear, but rage must now follow its path, or all is lost.

How come we never hear from anyone from musk's childhood? Surely he had at least one school friend?

He's so used to the vast majority of people hating him with a passion that he thinks it's like that for everyone.

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I find it interesting that the targets of trump's land grabs (Canada / Greenland) are both officially headed by European kings. Do you think he even knows this or is there more to it?