ashic

ashic

@ashic.bsky.social

Data Science & Engineering / Distributed Systems / Rescue Diver / Sarcasm.

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This might seem a little facetious but how on Earth does anybody with any form of self respect write #LinkedIn posts about anything?

I was obviously wrong. And well deserved. No Champions League, no World Cup.. But what a season! #ballondor

A billionaire with hundreds of billions wants to up sticks and move not to have a pay a fraction of that as tax. Quite amusing, eh?

Of all the retail banking apps I've used in the UK, #hsbc has by far the worst, clunkiest interface. Sort of hilarious that that's the bank to replace a bunch of financial advisors with #AI. Then again, most FAs from retail banks are pretty useless.

I believe some words can be dropped from the #GreenDay song... #AmericanIdiot A nation under the new media Sound of hysteria Subliminal mindfuck #America

#meta hooked young kids? Big surprise. Where's the enquiry into Meta hooking moms and pops and grannies on racial hatred?

So... What do we think Infantino will order against #England? Penalty, red card, both? We'll find out next week! #bbcfootball #fifaworldcup

The absolute worst thing about the #fifaworldcup is the endless number of twitter and Facebook engagement accounts from the US making bonkers comments on "soccer" as if they know anything about the sport.

Well.... can't say we won that, but we did survive. And that's what you need to do when things are weird. Well done to #Mexico... was a good, albeit nerve-wracking match. #England #fifaworldcup2026

The defending is a bit headless-chicken mode right now. Boys are getting psyched out by the noise. Need a head reset, or it won't end well.

This match has gone from one sided, to boring, to a goal against the run of play, to disallowed goal, to a penalty scored by the man himself. Kinda happy that I stayed up. #bbcfootball #fifaworldcup

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Yup... What insane drama... Had it gone to extra time, there might've been some heart failures. Helf n' safety sees #Ronaldo through.

This match has gone from one sided, to boring, to a goal against the run of play, to disallowed goal, to a penalty scored by the man himself. Kinda happy that I stayed up. #bbcfootball #fifaworldcup

No Man in the High Castle for the World Cup... Since there's already such an individual leading the American Reich... #fifaworldcup What a hapless, hopeless, amazing display by #Paraguay!

For over 15 years, the O2 has been my tube stop. Seen all sorts of fans exiting the O2. Tennis fans, comedy fans, Taylor Swift fans, U2 fans... I saw the largest group of mindless dumbfucks today. Apparently there was some #WWE wrestling stage thing. Half of them didn't even appear drunk!