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Why is the Post writing about random people questioning the politics they chose when they were 12

@cjzero.bsky.social you got that player getting his cleats watered in the Titans game?

Overheard at the bookstore: Person 1: Do you like musicals? Person 2: Yea, I've seen a few. Person 1: Have you heard of the unabomber?

Bluesky, the official app of Sports

I'd highly recommend Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut, a way-too-close-to-reality satire about this very thing, the almost religious nature of the upper management world. Along with some great commentary on AI. All written 70+ years ago

Introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live Cake Cage the Elephant My Chemical Romance Arctic Monkeys Bleachers All American Rejects Metric Third Eye Blind The Black Keys Awolnation

Lyon rn

I learned Bella's lullaby and a Mayday Parade song on the piano. In my defense, it worked

Either the most or least media literate person you've ever met

As your next Senator, I will be putting forth a bill to outlaw all lyrical renditions of Carol of the Bells in commercials

Silk Song shadow drop

I once brushed shoulders with David Beckham and Posh Spice while touring Alcatraz. Kind of reads like a lame madlib

If only there were some social media where we could all talk specifically about Jeremy Renner. Has anyone thought of this?

We shouldn't call them skeets here, we should call them "blue"s. "Did you see that blue from @hankgreen.bsky.social ? Blue my mind" "The blues today are giving ME the blues" "You posted a selfie on bluesky? Yea, I just blue myself"

Hopefully this place is nicer than that old one