Garo (Aster)

Garo (Aster)

@asterbun.bsky.social

He/him. 27. Flattest cartoon rabbit in Toontown. Occasionally a purple gator. Professional @levi.land smoocher. Current 🇺🇸, future 🇸🇪. Big fan of Tekken, Yakuza/LaD, FFXIV, Tomb Raider, and MGS. I’m weird!

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Changed my front brake pads yesterday with the help of my neighbor. As soon as I knelt down to take my wheel off, he just says “You’re 27 and losing your hair already?” 💀💀💀

Grabbed what I thought was the medium length blade for my trimmer, shaved one line down my chin hair, and then realized that I grabbed the shortest length instead. 🥴

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I would like to be out of the house within the next month. I can move anywhere in the US.

Garo (Aster)@asterbun.bsky.social

I’m being threatened by my mother with losing my internet and then eviction. Is there anybody (whom I know) who would be willing to let me stay at their place?

I would like to be out of the house within the next month. I can move anywhere in the US.

Garo (Aster)@asterbun.bsky.social

I’m being threatened by my mother with losing my internet and then eviction. Is there anybody (whom I know) who would be willing to let me stay at their place?

I’m being threatened by my mother with losing my internet and then eviction. Is there anybody (whom I know) who would be willing to let me stay at their place?

LRP: I don’t mean to kinkshame all my friends who like feet, but I need to make it clear that I do not walk the same path in life as you do

I ~really~ hate the modern gaming industry

Hiro!@a-dragon-from.space

In the last few hours, Battlefield 6 has • Killed another popular game mode (Gauntlet) • Released a £30 'Shortcut Bundle' that unlocks everything and prestiges all weapons • *massively* restricted all XP gain (incl. weapon XP) to 300/min • FAILED TO CHECK THE NEW SKINS FOR GEN AI HALLUCINATIONS 💀💀

Every game that isn’t genAI from the start just becomes genAI in the future. I can’t take away any of the money I’ve given to EA/Epic/etc. over the course of my life, but I can damn sure never give them another cent