Astroboy 💫

Did you know that 1 in 8 people swallow between 4 and 12 spiders while getting 6 to 9 hours of sleep, every 21 to 37 years?

This logo still cracks me up

For fuck’s sake

That was some shit Utah just tired to pull

Go Brewers Awesome

These was candy for adults

STOP PUTTING HONEY ON PIZZA OH MY GOD

Finally watched the original Paranormal Activity last night and I can now confidently say that found footage movies have never once been good

Oh sweet Seymour baby oh no

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

I am SEATED. It is time for me to See Everything.

New David Allan Coe album out today. No idea why he decided to cover Kid Rock two and a half times or re-record his lifetime masterpiece. But the blues cover of “Take This Job and Shove It” is 🔥

BREWERS

I’m about to totally fuck up a Cuban sandwich in roughly 22 minutes

holy crap i can’t believe i Get to See Everything tomorrow night

I think the next GM should hire the next manager. Call me crazy.

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today https://theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-just-gonna-call-in-cursed-today/

It’s Omar Lopez time

Anybody who’s ever stepped on a Lego knows this world is real and not a simulation

I just don’t know that I can ever believe anything a blonde woman says anymore

Not only do the Mariners have my permission to interview Joe Espada, I’m encouraging it.

Digger is so much better than I ever could’ve imagined

Ok now that Kansas is done, it’s real sickos hours

BKUE MOON OF KENTUCKYYYYYY

Texting with friends

HORNS DOWN BABY

Attn: @lesliemullin.bsky.social

Got some jpegs for sale. Hmu if you want one.

Six months ago:

Just learned there is a theory that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be Jigsaw 🫣

This little bastard had fairy godparents from 1998-2017 and never wished to stop Jeffrey Epstein

Ohio State going for it on 4th here is unforgivable.

Remember that time Brad Nessler got real horny on national TV bc of Catherine Webb

DOINK!

Holy fucking flop, Ohio State

Been telling folks all year Wisconsin is #good

Oh come on, Michigan