Astros

Our new club.

Billionaire families have spent $1.7 BILLION on the 2026 midterms so far — a 5,200% increase since the 2010 midterms. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day. Big Money is the root of our dysfunction.

The US Gulf Coast accounts for over 50% of nation’s refining capacity. Will be buying fuel today, before Isaias makes landfall.

Taylor deserved to in #BB28

In memory of #BB28 ...you could have been a great season but sold out to another show.

Devens sucked way harder than the pipe queen ever could have.

Preparing to deliver my 'speech' tomorrow. Stay tuned (or don't).

We live in a world where vibes explain as much as 70% of all things.

When you often think "does this rule apply to me?" then you are probably the type of person why the rule was put into place.

my cat thinks he owns the sofa. he's right.

I think it is finally time to set up LinkedIn emails as spam

Help me (to stay awake) ObiWan Kenobe. You're my only hope.

Feeling quite well lately, ever since turning down the number of news feeds directed towards me just a tad.

"A person who thinks only about building walls... and not of building bridges, is not Christian." -Pope Francis, 2016

He is risen

Microsoft to skip Windows 12 and go straight to MS-13 In unrelated news, Trump plans to deport Bill Gates.

Infinity War >>> Endgame, but that moment when Scott and Jessy stare at each other and then hug ... ❤️

V for Venn Diagram.

On CNBC today, Elizabeth Warren had to explain to anchor Sara Eisen that Congress can in fact take away Trump's tariffs authority, and also that America is not ruled by a king who can make laws by decree.

You have 4 minutes to finish your tax return in you are on eastern time!

Remember when erotica existed and thrived? You know when it had not yet been banished into obscurity and replaced with hyper-stylized porn? I don't either.

Tired of your bleak timeline over "there"? Try new Twitter Bleach! 100% guaranteed to take X out of dark mode and make it bright and sacred. #616

Falcon 9? I say Falcon NEIN!

Being offline and unreachable is true luxury.

Bill Maher is not a liberal, he is a rich simp.

No tariffs for tech bros. What insanity is this.

promises, promises.

Missy Elliott ... still defining music since the 1990s. CULO!

Remember Solar Panels? Yeah, so do I, then tariffs on China happened.

Forget 'what a difference 3 months make' ... what a difference 3 days make.

175,000,000% tariff on China goes into effect at 2pm today.

Bear traps bite! Story at 11.

How stock markets work, as per gummy bear analysis.

A Cuban refugee and grandfather, in the US for 45 years, was arrested today by the Trump admin. Maybe that will wake people here in S. FL up, but I doubt it. www.newsweek.com/cuban-americ...

How to work efficiently: 1. Close YouTube 2. Close all internet browser tabs 3. Put your phone out of reach

Clippy >>>>>>> Cortana

Life is like a box of wine. You know exactly what you're going to get. (A 30% tariff for a bad experience.)