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SATIRE POST: Someone should walk up to him and shoot him in the head! 😂😂😂 Thanks for reading this spoof post, which was a goof! 😂😂😂 #satire #jokes

Elon: “and now… let there be FLIGHT!” *actor hired to look like android killed instantly by exploding jet pack

Me and my friends would’ve killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much

My apologies House House, I was not familiar with your (literal) game, but that changes now

Oh word, what federal officers were those exactly

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

When u cum but he still lickin

What a time to be alive. President just belching vile career ending diarrhea for anyone else and it’s still upstaged by the planetary delegate in red still adjusting to earth gravity

Ben Grimm full frontal nudity (huge bush)

Witnessing the birth of a glorious new meme

He should have made “kicking at least one game winning field goal” a centerpiece of the Giants road game against the Seahawks in 2005. We will never forget, Jay.

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF

Wet prez: I fuckin, uh. I want Greenland Denmark: what Reuters: Well we got ourselves a good old fashioned arctic standoff! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Ahhh this fuckin sucks lol

Oh your new game is a soulslike? It’s a soulslike, your new game? It’s gonna be a soulslike? It’s a soulslike? Your new game is a soulslike? Fuckin sick!

It is actually quite embarrassing to try to meet gamers “where they are,” which is usually a stinky basement. “I want to see a faithful movie adaptation of a ridiculous video game story” is too stupid for even a child to say, so replying with anything other than “STFU nerd” is ALSO quite stupid

My therapist: MAGA lesbians don’t exist, they can’t hurt you. MAGA lesbians:

Wired really saying “hey people have been respecting our journalism a BIT too much lately”

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Little too darkly lit, but it knew the assignment and delivered. Hilariously disgusting death and gore, great fights, great new predator tech, and the gross birthed aliens was in such excellently poor taste.

Fuckin… what

The weird nerds in HS who had awful grades are calling this the premiere treatise on AI ethics

It’s like a comic book coming to life! If that comic book was left out in the sun then dunked in iodine!

Luke, picking up Mjolnir: “You’ll find I’m full of surprises!” Thor: “By Odin’s beard!” Deadpool: “What the French, toast?” Spock: “The Force is strong with this one.”

Influencer who just saw his missed AIPAC email: Stevens over here serving cunt while Abdul giving terror vibes. Unc is cooked! Haley in her senator era!

Pattinson doing the Heath Ledger Joker voice as Chris Hansen, I will be SEATED

Go back to your van down by the river or whatever schtick you were doing you aipac whore

Just pay your child support you fucking loser

If I were regularly pummeling my wife, ask yourself: would she do something to appease me?

“The hack we orchestrated proves this tech is powerful and hence imminently profitable”

It’s a tale as old as time

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

“The democratic party’s long commitment to universal healthcare”

In 2008 you could see super hero movies that looked quite good! You could have poor-to-questionable taste in pop culture and still see something that was aesthetically inoffensive that you could describe or possible draw based on memory!

This shot of RDJ and Shaun Toub in Iron Man (2008) was from when they were supposed to be in a fuckin CAVE and it’s richer and more vibrant than any single shot or video released so far from the Russlop Bros’ new abomination

Encouraged that Dune 3 showings will smell that much better and have significantly less high fives

@robdelaney.bsky.social your son’s are famous!

Every other restaurant serving lettuce to Taco Bell:

We break down THAT pig-morphing scene

My psychiatrist: Lebanese Tomi Lahren is real. She can hurt you. Me: Thank you for believing me, Dr. Horowitz

Militant leftists seeing a no-hope run of the mill dem yard sign in the deep red district where they live: “hey nice”

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.

*Showing a girl my apartment And this is where I display my 3D printed AMC theaters commemorative popcorn bucket replicas

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Black Sabbath Iron Maiden Judas Priest Metallica Pantera (w/Dime) Slayer Anthrax Testament Exodus The Goo Goo Dolls

@brockway.bsky.social that’s a wrap. Seven thumbs up (complimentary)