Jill-ver Shamrock

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2 am. KPax’s team sent out a fundraising text at 2 am. That alone should be disqualifying. And a jailable offense.

A.K.A The Night Dracula Saved the World

That’s where the k-cup goes

Put on my cis straight dude costume (I’m in Texas, after all) but did the thing.

First blockwalker of the season has arrived. For Abbott. Told him that nobody here was interested and told the kid he could do better.

When the professor says “choose a topic we’ve discussed that interests you for your research paper” and you’re thinking “yeah, but none of it interested me enough to go back and look up more information on it.”

Pasta bake for early dinner.

“By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term, if I could.”

Love hearing Dirk referenced in a riff on the new MST3K.

Breaking: Next James Bond is trans and probably autistic (both complimentary)

Some teams will do anything to avoid having a pride night.

Pretty sure I saw this guy get squashed by Justin Credible at November to Remember 1999

What kind of country do we live in where we can’t even trust our hot dogs?!

Love when a restaurant understands the assignment.

Oh god, they are that stupid, aren’t they?

[GUITAR RIFF INCREASES]

All I want for Christmas is you…

Single player. I don’t want to be responsible for anyone’s success or failure besides me if it’s a team game, and if they’re my opponents, they’re generally assholes.

Texas in August: it’s too hot outside the AC can only do so much inside, sorry Texas in October: it’s not that hot so we didn’t bother turning on the AC

I remember my mom asking me once if I was trans because I was adopted and I just 🤦‍♀️. In retrospect, a lot of things my parents didn’t understand about me ended up being attributed to being adopted.

Oh, sure, when they do it it’s called “pheromone-maxxing” but when I do it it’s called “you okay?” and “snap out of it” and “you really need to talk to your therapist” and then I just get Febreze-maxxed by my wife.

Had to head up to Flower Mound today for mostly non-nefarious reasons. Saw a lot of Paxton signs, as expected. But it made me realize- I don’t see them in FW. Like, at all. Plenty of Abbott signs, but I haven’t seen KPax. Plenty of Talarico though. And more Hinojosa signs than I’d expect.

Worked for a full Zacharia in the kitchen at Denny’s during breakfast when I was 20. One day of training, then I was flying solo. Had the weekend off, did not return. Was also cured of any desire to become a professional chef.

I feel like DARE extremely overstated how many drug dealers would be on street corners or behind gas stations just handing out reefers

The head of lettuce remains undefeated.

Earlier than 8, but still real

AT LAST! MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN!

Love to see my hometown in the news. Really love seeing my high school in the news. Denise Rodrigue would have never stood for this interference. Y’all don’t know how many girls we had playing guys in Fiddler on the Roof. And not just the uncracked eggs.

On Wednesdays we post pink.

One last one before I turn in: The The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. (At least that’s how “The Yeahs” comes out when my stutter kicks in.)

Blink182 + 44 226

Gotye West

Wait, political ads can be good, actually?

The Doc & I bonded over the audiobooks & movies when we were dating. I had plenty of merch, from toys to clothes. We even did a JKR tour in Edinburgh and the WB HP studio tour in London. All of it in the bin now, and I cringe when I see it astroTERFed onto just about anything. Just a Kunt, Really.

I don’t remember *not* knowing I was weird, honestly. My parents picked that up pretty early.

Straight Men have never seen a space they didn't want to demand entry into, nor a person they didn't demand must be attracted to them

Democrat Leadership Not Stepping on their own Dicks Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

I’m generally anti-gun, but I could be talked into making an exception for one of these. I do find it hilarious that they’re apparently not allowed to use the name of the movie that basically made it famous.

Oh good, the gif already had the quote.

Sublime. Transcendent. youtu.be/sOuGDnBsEkE?...

I fully support bombing golf courses.

What in gay hell, now I’m getting the texts for other states too.

Conclave Air

Happy International Lesbian Day. Of course being girl-ish and aroace, I have to make it complicated. Have picture.

Sounds like one of @yodacat.bsky.social’s bits.