Auldhelm

Pancakes at 9pm What have I become

I figured out a to keep my mouth shit in meetings - I just constantly stuff my face with snack food

I want to know when @weeder.bsky.social is going to address the nation

No Siri not BlueSky - SküeBly - you know my favorite Norwegian yogurt

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2I...

All right - lets see how many drafts i discard today

Well I lost that bet guess I am making waffles for the household

they are going to pull a weekend at bernies type operation I just know it

Here is a song I wrote open.spotify.com/track/0It0ZI...

Oh great it’s pride month I am going to be inundated with fabulousness for 30 days

I have been eating more ice cream than usual. I blame Chat GPT - it has been recommending some crazy good ice cream combinations.

Do not beef with the POPE - his crew will wreck you

doing my taxes today - or as I call it "feeding the war machine"

I feel like going crazy with some cauliflower today

I get all my news from Bluesky. By news I mean pictures of people's dinner, gay embroidery samples and whatever @weeder.bsky.social has to say

So is Oceania still at war with Eurasia?

Whats up SkueBly... shit i fucked that up

A tribute to David Lynch and Andrew Badalamenti I play synth on this track - also this is live and I am co audio engineer - Filmed in El Cajon CA www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP6N...

I play synth on this ambient track just released today open.spotify.com/track/30QIqo...

Do not tell me that it is too early to watch the Kate Bush Christmas Special www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6BP...

Laid off in June - just got a new job! Chuffed!

It is hot here

Chilling with blue

this is my relationship with my son

See you in Hell Ozzy

Ru Paul's drag race made me cry - Am I ok?

OB

I want to remind you all that GenevieveArtadi is a genius

Have you all seen Genevieve Artadi? that is some magical musical shit right there!

Me and my mutuals

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I ain't playing no squid games

Trump is setting back healthcare in the US more than he is setting back the Iranian Nuke program

I just got layed off - gutted

Can Walter Goggins release a search engine so instead of saying "Let me Google it" I say "Let me Goggins it"

Whoever invented the idea of Vampires lived with teenagers - theory

Roses are red Flowers are nice when you see them www.thedailybeast.com/us-tourist-i...

Trump's newest executive order is to build "Tower of Sauron" - Dude is crazy

RIP to a real one

FYI - Benson Boone is killing it at Coachella

OK. - that was an earthquake - my house was rockin

I ordered too many Malteasers - what the fuck am I going to do? This sucks

I ordered a large box of Malteasers - Do not talk to me right now

Can I get a newsfeed that does NOT mention Trump or Musk please

Tides are changing - keep your sweat cold

This is a great video -maybe the best video on you tub ?- www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSR...

Finally getting the Braknowledgement I deserve

If you want to know if there are teenagers in your house - put out a pepperoni pizza at night - if it is gone in the morning - you know - you have teenagers in your house