Austin Persing

Dont call a raise a "Cost of Living Adjustment" when our base wages dont even fucking cover the cost of living. Tipped employees deserve better

@whipjack.bsky.social should totally do an unhinged recap of Kingdom Hearts after she's recovered from Once season 7's video, I love it but everyone else doesn't cuz soft reboot and wooden lead actress. Seems right up her alley tho

rewatching once upon a time and I'm realizing Regina is by all counts the main character (sorry emma) she goes through the most change over the series, and finally lets her grudge with a ten year old go after 18 or so years normal time and 28 years in cursed time loop time

If I had a nickel for every time Harry Potter and Narnia were prominent cultural things at the same time I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird its happened twice

Watching Once Upon a Time and playing Kingdom Hearts is the goated way to stay up late

Ruin a book by adding a word: Twilight Years

Friendly reminder that republicans just now denouncing trump and maga arent doing the right thing, theyre rats trying to save their asses.

Awwww the white American is uncomfortable with the truth?

Erika Kirk moments after the funeral started

Merry Kirkmas internet

HAPPY KIRKMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A SAFE NECK.

Be Snape. Call a girl a slur. Shocked when she doesnt want to talk to your racist ass. Work for wizard hitler. Die. But for some reason people still love his incel ass

Can the 80 year old pumpkin die yet?

the novel does sorta go there though? Theres a camp ground where the Overlook used to be because in the Shining book the hotel explodes. the movie ends with the hotel still standing, so it's only natural that the movie sequels climax would happen in the abandoned Overlook

I can run 100m faster than a zucchini or eggplant, whats your point?

Killing nazis is always okay. One less makes the world a slightly better place

uhhhhh please dont abbreviate cheese pizza like that?

Here's a friendly tip. if you want to really fuck with data centers, plant bamboo around it yeah itll fuck with the natural ecosystem, but no worse than the data centers

am I a bad person if I really dont give a flying fuck about the imperialists stuck on their little ship? maybe. But fuck imperialism and fuck the military

and make sure the glove doesnt fit cuz if the glove dont fit they must acquit. Then write a book called If I Did It with the If in SUUUUPER small print

if you see a flock camera tear that shit down

Vote blue no matter who gave us Fecklessman... I mean Fetterman, so vet potential candidates wisely

Dear boomers, Respect and an acknowledgement of whatever authority you think you may have in your delusional little minds are two different things, one is a basic human right, the other is giving in to a delusion that more of my generation should stop acknowledging. with no due respect get fucked

Please be a straight dem midterm win. he'll have a stroke

Is Cyclospora a valid diet plan?

Currently losing at bowling to a 4 year old AMA

Dear internet, Deadites are DEMONS NOT ZOMBIES. they get summoned (Kanda, estrata, kandos. etc. etc.) psychologically torture you for fun, inflict some sort of fatal injury and use the body as a puppet. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Its ridiculous that there was a huge outcry when seven people died from cyanide laced Tylenol in the 80s, but when exponentially more people die from gun violence crickets

Instead of celebrating this shithole country tomorrow, why not watch Cabaret? a musical reminder of what happens when you ignore the rise of fascism for entertainment

if you think about it the us isnt actually 250 years old. that original country died when the south seceded

Into the Woods is a better musical than Phantom. No I will not be taking questions.

Dont care about sports, but anytime the US loses something it makes me smile

Lol

Dang we really got the Treaty of Versailles 2.0 before Kingdom Hearts 4

Learn to read. And if thats too difficult audible.

I hope he has a heat stroke this sunday.

the US should have hanged every person who fought for and ran the confederacy.

Its so funny watching a proshot and the orchestra drags while the leads are trucking on forcing the orchestra to play catchup

Dear casino degenerates, Playing a bet is not the same as tipping your dealer cheap fucks. If you can afford to blow thousands of dollars you can afford to fucking tip your dealers.

Tipped Employees should all walk off their jobs until our base rate matches the minimum wages of the states we work in. Its horseshit we have to try and make a living based on the generosity of shitty customers

Happy pride month. Bigots please die

Maybe we should bring back sending literal shit through the post to politicians and bigots instead of shitposting. Idk if that even did anything, the idea well known bigots receiving packages of literal shit makes me smile

ITS ALMOST PRIDE MONTH!!

Boomers fucking ruined everything.

Oh its funny as fuck that Shitler fucking lied about booking "Talent" for the Freedumb(ass) 250 and nkw hes turning it into a nazi rally

Breaking: The Hex Girls will NOT be performing at Freedim 250. I repeat the Hex Girls will NOT be performing at Freedumb 250. Thank you for youre attention to this matter

I used chatgpt exactly once. To redo my resume, and the result was awful and I realized I wasted my time

Can we stop electing old people to positions of power please?