Christine Witcher | Author

Bal Khabra’s REVOLVE x OFF CAMPUS 🧊 When a shared injury reluctantly brings a champion figure skater and NHL-bound hockey player together, they must decide if their love for the ice outweighs their fear of falling—and losing their carefully planned careers (82k) ⛸️🏒 #DVPit #NA #CR #DIS #CI #LGBT

I’ve had the privilege of reading this manuscript and it is phenomenal—propulsive, sharp, pognient. The agent that snags this up is going to be lucky to work with Dr. Sam!

"They expected a safe proposal. A theoretical argument about pedagogy, proof that Alderhall's methods worked even on students with her... disadvantages. That was how Dunn had put it once. Despite your disadvantages, Miss Rose, you show remarkable progress." #dvpit #asian #woc #a #f

Congratulations to @authorcwitcher.bsky.social on the sale of CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL! #TeamTriada #BookSky

BABEL X BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN = ARTICULATE 💫 Institutional betrayal 💫 Found family 💫 Forbidden magic 💫 Slow burn romance #questpit #w #a #f #s

I’M AN AGENTED AUTHOR!!! I'm so excited to share that I’m now represented by Brent Taylor at @triadaus.bsky.social If you love: ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcoms ✨ Enchanted houses CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL is one step closer to being in your hands!

✨She's inherited her great aunt's house ✨He's the local coven's broad-shouldered handyman ✨And HE is the fake boyfriend she made in a drunken haze, who needs to be GONE before any real chance at love crashes down around her 🎉 Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R

"They expected a safe proposal. A theoretical argument about pedagogy, proof that Alderhall's methods worked even on students with her... disadvantages. That was how Dunn had put it once. Despite your disadvantages, Miss Rose, you show remarkable progress." #questpit #w #a #f #s

"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL 🎉Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R

EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING = CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house 📖 Big 5 interest 🎉 Signing with an agent on Friday! #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R

👨‍🔬Felix Frankenstein has three problems: 1. ☠Everyone he loves dies 2. ⚡He’s just accidentally (an illegally) reanimated Sleeping Beauty 3. ✨See problem 1 THE PRINCESS BRIDE OF YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (Soon to be on sub) #Questpit #AG #A #R #SFF #S

FIRE SAFE & BRIMSTONE SOUND At a magic seminary in the sky, a troubled student joins forces with a repentant demon to face his religious trauma and stop the dark version of himself determined to drag him into hell. On sub soon! #QuestPit #AG #A #DF #ownvoices

Playing dirty in the competition for the Prince was Sadie's only option anyways~ ⚔️ Palace trials 💅 Comedic flair 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ rep 🩷 A dash of yearning 🔮 Witchy magic 👑 Multiple love interests 🍻 Unlikely allies Querying, 120k words, NA Fantasy with strong romantic subplots! #questpit #f #NA #q #A

🎉The pitch that got me 3 agent offers: When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. #QuestPit Almost #AG #A #PN #R

BABEL × BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN A mixed-blood scholar. An academy built on a lie. One thesis that could save her people—if the truth doesn’t bury her first. #PosterPit #A #F #W

When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R

THE LUNARIA NOW SHE IS WITCH X KPDH X A RIVER ENCAHNTED #NA #A #Q #F #R #posterpit 110k fantasy romance ND REP In a land where magic is forbidden, power blooms in outcast Tallitha, forcing her to flee to a mysterious place of safety & evade the clutches of the dreaded Witchkind hunters.

Foul of mouth, slippery of tongue. Rosamund Martin knows the opinion of the clergy. To protect her family, Rosa must transform her network of whispers into a weapon of resistance, before the flames may reach her doorstep next. THE GOSSIPS #PosterPit #WIP #A #SPF #F

EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING x Charmed. ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house ✨ Diverse cast CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #PosterPit #Q #A #PN #R

Keep your em-dashes and colons. Drop your “not ___, but ___”, your clichés, your paragraph conclusion sentence, and unearned metaphors.

One year ago I started writing a romantasy on my phone while holding a sleeping baby. Now I'm 2.5 books in, and I can confidently say it's not just a phase. 😆

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance / witchy romcom #amquerying

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How many times can I refresh my inbox in one day? #amquerying

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL got six requests in the first week of querying, including interest from a big 5 publisher. So, I guess you could say I’m a big deal. Wanna sit at my table? #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PN #F #R

For all the girlies who have ever left their ID at the bar and woken up to a demon in their enchanted house. I offer up the house margarita with a salty rim that is CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #R #F #Q

If Practical Magic, a kraken, and a lighthouse had a baby, it would be CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL. Now querying with 4 fulls out in the first month. #UnhingedPit #A #PN #F #R #Q

Make sure you're aware of our "rules" before the next #UnhingedPit! Coming soon... #writingcommunity

Querying an agent with a 1% query reply rate.

FABLEHAVEN x SPIDERWICK Zion hides more than beautiful trails and cliffs—it's a haven for Unseen, hidden magical creatures. When the Veil separating our worlds unravels 18yo Ranger Samantha and 13yo Jr Ranger Terrance must stop Zion from forgetting itself or become lost forever. #WSpit #Q #YA #F #ND

Foul of mouth, slippery of tongue. Rosa knows the opinion of the clergy. To protect her family, she must transform her network of whispers into a weapon of resistance. If she cannot outmaneuver the priest's zealotry, the flames may reach her doorstep next. THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F

When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R

Picking locks is a bit like discovering what makes a lover come undone; it requires patience, focus, and a dash of magic. Luckily for Ness, she happens to have all three. #1stLinePit #WIP #A #F #R #LGBT #CMe

“Rosa’s neck prickled, right at the base of her skull, like a stiff breeze on sweaty skin. And the whisper came. Nothing so evil as magic. Just a cunning. A trivial gift. And it told her the words to say to loosen any tongue that already sat poised to spill a story. THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F

"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R

BABEL × BLOOD OVER BRIGHT HAVEN A mixed-blood scholar. An academy built on a lie. One thesis that could save her people—if the truth doesn’t bury her first. #QuestPit #A #DF #W

In a world where gender can be changed with one DNA-based op, what happens when your previous identity’s genetic signature is used without your knowledge? After witnessing a murder by a man bearing her former face, Ella finds out the hard way. #WSPit #YA #SF #Q #LGBT #agentguide

Anne is five months pregnant. She tells herself she can handle it, but what she CAN’T handle are baby-snatching fairies. As magical creatures take over her smoky Victorian mill, she must stop her new employers before they steal every baby in the city, including her own. #WSpit #Q #A #F #Hi #wf #PN

A vampire who faints at the sight of blood must stop a messy murderer before her community becomes a target for vampire hunters. Now with more: 🐊 gators, 💪 freshly turned college bros, 🏳️‍🌈 lesbians, and 🫦 consensual biting. #WSPit #Q #SFF #LGBT #Own

To break a curse she is wrongly accused of casting, Alice must team up with a crew of untrained magic wielders and sail treacherous seas, battling folktales and cryptids. A map of riddles guides their way, but the family secrets it reveals may be the most deadly barrier of all. #wspit #q #f #nd

Happy #WSPIT! Can’t wait to connect with other authors! Adira Hart climbs the ranks of magical academia. Then, a prince threatens to reveal her secret: Years ago, she cheated on her entrance exam. Featuring: 🤝Forced Proximity ✨Magic with consequences 🧌Walled City & Forest of Monsters #Q #A #F

WHEN WOMEN WERE DRAGONS x THE MERCIES x BURY OUR BONES. ✨ Whisper networks ✨ Braided POVs ✨ Feminist allegory ✨ Subtle magic THE GOSSIPS #WSPit #WIP #A #WF #F

EX HEX x MAGICAL INNKEEPING x Charmed. ✨ Found family ✨ Witchy romcom ✨ Enchanted house ✨ Diverse cast CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R

"Mackenzie Fisher was a good girlfriend. She went to every freaking one of Soren’s shows. She bought the cereal he liked, even though he left the box on top of the fridge, half-finished for months at a time." #amquerying

"As she stepped inside the house, she was met by the smell of dust and rosemary and petrichor—and the almost spicy back-of-the-throat tingle of layers and layers of magic." CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - #AmQuerying

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance, now querying