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Not to harp on this but I think if I had a little bit more practical guidance (that wasnt from lets play youtubers) I would have had a little more of an edge in my twenties

I was sober and straight edge all through my 20's and I'm so mad that that entire decade felt like I was on autopilot anyways

Why do dogs drink water like they forgot it was there and that they could do that

Occasionally a guy with a clothes hanger and a power point fixes me up

You cant delete pet photos, not even the blurry ones

tfw no sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell

I have so many gummy tins... is there anything fun or practical I can use them for?

The only thing I truly miss about ffxiv is drawing shorthand wol's

The things I world do in exchange for a fetching baseball cap

ELITE. BAW. KNOWLEDGE.

I can't believe summer wars is real

The stress won't kill me as long as I'm not eating hot dogs to stay grounded

Baby nut, liberty biberty, and muse are horsemen of the apocalypse

You ever try to sleep at a decent hour and then the fitted sheet slides off at your corner

My reflexes are pretty good. I can stop hitting backspace right before it goes too fast and deletes the whole paragraph

What has occurred financially and calorically this month can not be repeated

Reserving judgement on the sbr outro until I've heard it 25 times

I write sins, not tragedies played by system of a down

Hoppers was crazy good and I cant talk about it if you havent seen it

This October has had a lot of twists huh

The light turns yellow and there is no room for another car across the intersection. The new tesla driver smirks and activates the jets. The car instantly explodes.

I had wine gums fo tthe first time 1000/10

golden wind is peak i wish italy was real

as soon as I turned 36 it felt like my check engine light came on

Sometimes I hear a midwestern twang when I talk now

I present Woke house

Gonna monetize a hobby at this rate

Man the way MCU Tony Stark has poisoned the minds of guys in tech

unfortunately tim robinson yelling is the height of comedy to me

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I love having a mustache. Im always twirling it while I scheme

They let you make your own font in roost now??

"Don't you ever in your motherfucking life, dim your light for nobody"

How do i test if my dog is chinese

I want to... do a pencil test

The way I want to compete so I can hang out with more arabs

AI-driven bloodborne pc port is such a monkey paw situation

Best places to smoke in monster hunter wilds

The samurai dons his armor (Im cutting my nails and putting on deodorant)

Idk anything about galactic racer, but after listening to the ost i am convinced there's a level where you get chased by a giant worm