Ash

Heyyaaaa! ( ^v^)/ This is my new (sfw) account so please dont be horn. Here I'll be more silly and goofy, expect games or music, more personal posts, or stuff I find interesting... idk what to write ( -_-) lolz. If you think I'm cool, follow and ♡. For lewd enquiries ==> (@not-bread.bsky.social)

God is testing me (we're in a draw)

This is what it looks like when 2 people make the same plans (There was a #combo on a local #pizza place selling 2 for one, I bought 2 and my cousins bought 2 more each) Can you tell apart the evil pizzas from the good pizzas?

While everyone is collectively losing their shit over OOTR, im going feral over the possibility of a MMR

Good things happen to evil people. I formally express gratitude

After 2 hours, he finally beat Gundyr. This lil dude will suffer so fucking hard on Vordt

I see something in the future... I predict... a #pizza

The difference between a level 225 and 200+ hours save file and a level 9 and 10 minutes save file. Is that in the level 225 save he lost 200000 souls instead of 450 souls. How someone manages to lose harder on a maxed out character with maxed out gear and +2 rings is a complete mystery to me

"Ill fight him MY way because thats the way I learned" --Baby's first soulsborne "Use the fucking lock-on button" --Souls veteran (Also i taught him how to dodge, not R1 spam)

I do not like watching a 9 year old who grew up on COD and GTA playing Dark Souls 3

After you teach them the fundamentals, you can't do much more than watch them struggle

Put my 9 year old nephew to play #DarkSouls3 in a brand new save file... It's certainly an experience

#Crash and #Spiro are in fuckihg #fortnite now?! WHEN ARE THEY GETTING MY BOY ALUCARD FROM SOTN?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

After being sick for 2 whole days, a warm and yummy #pizza was the only thing that could cheer me up <3

I am sick and under the weather and have been since yesterday. There is one thing that I would love to do above everything else: violently tear my own skin and face off. I am hyper aware of every fiber of my being and I DO NOT FUCKING LIKE IT!

"Oh but how sick are you?" I sneeze every minute and a half and given the chance I would rip my own face off

Saw a flower bed of wild yellow flowers and a statue of a naked lady. Its a good day

People are talking about a conspiracy theory im disgustingly invested in, but I can't talk about it, lest I out myself as a hyper schizophrenic (They're getting it wrong)

"Man, I should resume writing my silly little AO3 stories" 4 ACOTAR books, EDEN Vol1 Revision A, EDEN Vol2, game deving, work:

The #pizza of door and despair

My computer has gotten the habit of powering on whenever it feels like it, never when I need it. Ill press the button 378 times and nothing, then I'll fart near it, and it'll wake up. The disrespect alone is sickening

Hunter 😭😭😭😭 #bloodborne #ashleygraves #meme #son

The new #Fortnite season has been tugging my heart strings a bit too much... my wallet is itching

I HATE THE #GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!! I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!!

Im so angry i dont even want to bother myself with crashing out

Oh right wing this, oh left wing that. "Who are you voting for, Ashely?". Im barging in on every politician's home and skinning them alive in front of their families!

Working on a montage, will be out... eventually

When life gets hard, and it will. Buy the next #Book from your favorite series, just do it. I just remembered #ACOTAR exists and immediately spent like 90 bucks on the 2 books I put off (for some reason)

Love being bullied by my friend to play a fuckass game and end up proving him right and getting addicted

I got home yesterday, sorry I was away for a few days. I was rudely kidnapped by people that used to babysit me and taken away for 3 days to bumfuck nowhere to babysit 3 toddlers... well at least the food was good, and tbe pool was nice

NEW VOCAL STIMS JUST DROPPED: "Walk with yo boiz" "OR a secret third thing"

God FUCK! Never keep tabs on favors you owe people, cuz one day 3 of them are gonna call you at once

Do I like it? No Am I gonna do it again? No ... Doing it this Monday morning, lovely stuff

I wish I had enough sway in the bluesky NSFW sphere to force my moots to tint their profile pictures in green

So my antibiotics ran out about 2 weeks ago, and I've been flush ever since... It's coming back again. #fuckmylife

What a wonderful night to have #Spanish friends, I have never doubted #Spain would win (Art by @/MangGouArt on Twitter) #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup #LaRoja #Football #WorldChampions

NOOO! DON'T ABREVIATE #TWINKLINGTITANITE!! #meme #darksouls #soulsborne

Is official... PC and HDD fully restored... 40+ hours and 2 alcohol induced migraines later... I need sleep

Me with my Main HDD waiting for it to give me admin access

If I can break it I can fix it! Guess who has her computer back and didn't fry her HDD? This gal! (Shout out to my weird cousin for letting me use his laptop to download and run Rufus, couldn't have done it without him)

I FUCKIH LOVE ALCOHOLLLLL!!!!

2 hours to burn a fuckinh ISO is ludicrous, this is my 3rd attempt because my phones keeps reaching 0% before its ready. Its been stuck at 98.34 for 20 minutes now GOD!

Day 1 of not having homicidal tendencies

I've been reminded why I work on a pharmacy and not in IT. Somehow I turned "moar 500 gigs of storage :3" into "my PC can't boot up from my original HDD". I always loved computers but computers rarely love me

Day 1 of not having homicidal tendencies Personal best: 3 days

Ya girl's now on an aggressive antibiotics prescription. Big win

Day 1 of not having homicidal tendencies

A disgustingly cheesy pizza with thick pepperoni toppings alongside pasta w/ sardines would genuinely make me feel more than half decent rn

Dont fuck with the parry goddess (Had this video for a while, realized I never posted it) #EldenRing #videogame #gameplay #compilation #gamer