avery

‘Debbie, there’s no way you told me that’ has been playing on a loop in my head all day.

Noah Wyle isn’t even the hottest person on The Pitt.

He likes sleeping with my coat 😭 we don’t deserve animals

I just wanna eat his little paws

So…did any of the people on this season of The Traitors ever watch the show before they got cast??? Like I am truly FLABBERGASTED at how bad they all are at this game.

Back in mountain time (what even is that???) but here are some pics from NYC.

I found out that someone I work with went on a week and a half long vacation, came back on Wed. and was like ‘oh, and btw, today is my last day. I found a new job.’ Honestly, iconic. Love that for her.

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique

This little diva is serving

idk what they do in here, but I’m gonna go and tell them to stop.

And what if I just set all the carriage horses in Central Park free ? What then?

‘They found a body here on an episode of SVU.’ - me every five minutes while walking through Central Park.

LOVE good marketing

Oh, we’re COOKED cooked.

Got an email this morning that starting in January, we have to be in the office four days a week. Really rude to take one my stream-watching days away.

Put Bruno Tonioli in the announcer’s booth with Joe Buck this weekend, you cowards. fair is fair. #DWTS

Just a friendly reminder that you (yes, YOU!) have worked more days in the past two weeks than the House of Representatives has been in session in the months of August, September, and October combined.

I can’t even watch dancing with the stars without having to see that horrible man’s face during commercial breaks.

‘If you know you’ll probably have to take a sick day after your flu shot, why don’t you get it on a Friday instead of Monday?’ Me:

Halloween decor… at night

Love making ‘owning a black cat’ my entire personality in the month of October.

I booked a sitter for Kevin for when I’m on vacation in a couple weeks & I’m already stressed about leaving him. I know he’ll be fine, but I hate being away from him.

Petition to ban bright, overhead fluorescent lights in the office and give us all a little lamp to keep on our desks instead.

Love a good comeuppance on a Monday

a1 could never

The city has been trimming trees so they don’t interfere with the power lines and now I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book.

They played two songs from beginning to end and it took over four minutes. The way I would be BEGGING to just be put on de@th row.

I received my five-year pin at work this week and then the next day, I got an email that a man (!!!) who has been here 18 months got a promotion. What’s up with that??

Speaking of A1 “art”, I saw this greeting card in the store yesterday and was just like, how do you not notice this?

My weighted blanket has clocked in for the evening

Okay, but tell me why the season premiere of The Traitors had a random shot of these two in the first 3 minutes of the episode and then we never saw them again?

Oh wow. Mine is the absence of color. ☹️

Someone at work acronym-ed the phrase ‘I am not a lawyer’ in the team chat, and I was just like 🫠

When I saw the video of a certain senator today

I keep seeing videos of Celine Dion performing in Paris and I have all of the FOMO but also so, SO much joy seeing her on stage again.

Not me and my sisters planning a whole trip to NYC to see Harry Styles and he announces he’s playing in the city where one of my sisters lives. 🫠

I could never be on a Housewives show because anytime they got in a fight during a meal, you’d see me at the end of the table like

Michelle Branch’s ‘Breathe’ comes on shuffle and for 3 minutes and 32 seconds, it feels like everything is going to be okay.

He’s so sick of me

It’s honestly cruel to make me go into the office when this is my work from home view.

Connie got stabbed and we’re looking at a Visa ad out her window!

Me: and this sounds stupid, but I was already upset about Dolly Parton. My therapist: everyone was upset about Dolly Parton!

Me passionately explaining to someone how the Dancing with the Stars producers play favorites every single season to someone who has never watched the show and does not care.