Avery

Published Act 1 of a stage play I'm working on called "A Series of Acts 1" on my newly refreshed website today. Check it out. Snag a shirt or two from the site while you're there. www.avesim.art/writing/a-se...

CAN YOU FEEL IT, WISCONSIN? #WinOurWay

I feel bad for Freddy 😢 but oh so ecstatic for this Brewers team. Can't believe we might do this. And I get to be at Am Fam tomorrow for the potential sweep!

Bobby Gasser has looked like the Cy Young all playoffs. Straight gas tonight.

Wednesday has little business being as great as it is. There's not a single thing about the show to change.

LFG BRAZIL AND SERBIA

2 WINS LEFT OMGOMGOMG

You're killing me Coop. How many errors this postseason?

Two for the crew! Let's get this party started! #WinOurWay

If "allies" who incessantly tell trans people and people of color they're obligated to vote for Dems who toss their rights to the side spent just 5% of that energy on telling the Dems to develop some moral conviction and stop being duplicitous, our country would be a much better place.

David Crowley says he's uninformed about any of the policies that 39% of his base voted for in a primary election he won with just 39% of the vote. He's so bloody smug. And I refuse to believe he knows nothing about Hong's data center stance. I cannot stomach voting for this guy.

Look. Replacing a Scaramucci with a Zachariah is good and all, but I just want to state again the underlying misogyny that women are the only people he ever fires and they are held to higher standards (not high, but still) than all of the men i.e. Kegbreath, Patel, Bessent, etc.

Fireworks in Milwaukee!!! We're going to the world series!!!!! 🧹 🧹 🧹

THREE MORE OUTS. 3 more and the Brewers are headed to the world series 😭😭😭😭

HAMILTON OMFGGGGGGG

I like how we're supposed to be scared of Ohtani lol.

They be rollin Brewers intro with Paramore as the backing track. We are so ready. One. More. Win.

Holy wow Brew Crew. Just stunning.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BAUERS AND MITCHELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

The level of hate that David Crowley has for Hong voters and the patronization he just showed in the event he did at Marquette is really stunning to me. I wasn't expecting much, but good grief. You didn't even win 40% of the vote. Why care more about Republicans and Independents than your base??

Jackson and Ossoff really are embarrassing them, aren't they? Is there a reason Dem leadership and the media in general don't do this every single day with all of the maga sycophants?

WE'RE UP 2 GAMES ON THE DODGERS!! LET'S GO BREWERS!!!

3 MORE OUTS! 3 MORE OUTS!

I love Contreras so much. Brewer for lifeeee

They told me Yamamoto was unbeatable. They told me Henderson wasn't worth keeping and we should have traded him for Skubal. Well. What are we thinking right now??

BREW CREW

I once thought Republicans would never actually overturn Roe because that was their most effective tool to turn out the vote. Never would have thought they'd try to make trans people fill that void.

The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt

See. The problem with Democrats who don't actually have their own moral convictions, is that they can't respond to shit like this without looking as duplicitous as their republican counterpart.

I just. The American inability to comprehend socialism/communism is shocking in general. But in what world does gender segregated sports even begin to come to mind wrt socialism?? I'm told the failed drag queen here is smart, but this defies all logic.

Aight, Dodgers. We're coming for you this year. #GoBrewers

Okay. I said bad things about Mitchell the last few games. But boy oh boy has he been good tonight. Let's go Brew Crew! 1 more inning!!

The way my heart was racing.

COMEBACK CREW: OCTOBER EDITION #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion

I guess Stewie and Sabrina still know how to get it done in the playoffs, despite their not good season.

The best part is that it never even crossed Schmitt's mind that someone would go to a women's sporting event because they don't view women's sports with any respect whatsoever.

Maybe this is made up in my mind, but I feel like the X guy is responsible for so many people (predominantly men) using the R slur regularly nowadays.

They include English in this, but idk, I made pretty good money as an English grad. Also, earning potential is the worst reason to choose a major. Also, you'd think maga & conservatives would get tired of the nanny state oversight of every choice in their lives, but alas.

In addition to my being upset that we all pay for these completely pointless, onanistic ads, I also find it preposterous to compile all of these sound bites together as if this man could ever string a sentence that long together at any point in his life, let alone now, as a demented duck.

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Ahahaha I love how every company keeps making their own products more and more hideous to use while raising prices. Their whole philosophy is "how bad can we make something and they still will pay us?" Amazing. Yay capitalism. You fucking did it

I feel like everyone has been sufficiently upset with Manning joking about violence against the incomparable Holly Rowe, but we really shouldn't let all the men in the room who laughed off the hook. Holly is an incredible reporter, person, and women's icon. The misogyny all around is disgusting.

I always knew Kash's eyes hid some sort of deep trauma. Turns out he was violated by an animal at some point. Kash has animals. JD has couches. These people, man.

Or as AOC put it, we are the consequence. Let's make sure they face it.

I missed Moms For Liberty endorsing Max Miller, the alleged child and wife abuser, as a representative of their family values. MAGA is an anti-family, death cult, and that's in addition to be unconscionably weird, and chock full of the dumbest people you know.

We're supposed to believe that the only way this national monument can be safe, non-hazardous, and profitable, is if it bears the orange man's name. I don't think we talk enough about how insulting this regime is to the intelligence of all Americans. He likes stupid people, and thinks we all are.