Andy Vitek

I seem to have gotten an influx of new followers. Welcome friends! To those hoping for sober and insightful academic analysis: I am so sorry.

To everyone responding to this with some variation of "well, it's Iowa:" provide literally any amount of evidence that shows Democrats benefiting from opportunistic transphobia. Like you can't even pull the realpolitik > ethics card because it's both morally abhorrent and politically worthless.

Listen, I'm all for Obama using his juice to fuck over the GOP, but talking about 'moral compasses' when you literally extra-judicially executed an American citizen with a done strike is...yea.

I just saw someone refer to Obama as "the Drake of politics." Top 5 most apocalyptic reads of all time ☠️

To be clear: I don't despise Matt Yglesias because he's an insipid dipshit who spent his entire career failing upward. I despise Matt Yglesias because he's an insipid dipshit who spent his entire career failing upward AND has the political instincts of an over-ripe butternut squash.

It is equal parts hilarious and pathetic when washed ass Obama people like Emanuel crawl out of the sewer and start swinging their dicks around.

I am once again asking that we stop using North Korea as sloppy verbal shorthand for authoritarian media glazing. The West invented that shit.

We as a society still aren't ready to truly discuss how problematic this is and what it says about the Obamas.

At this point the Atlanta Falcons are just trying to turn @mikesenters.bsky.social into the Joker.

The fact that the richest man on the planet is routinely Sephiroth-posting is probably bad for a whole host of reasons.

It's more euthanasia, as Bioware has been a shell of itself for over a decade, but this is still so bitter. EA now adds the slow murder of one of the most iconic developers of all time to its generationally rancid track record. I might have to roll up a Mass Effect run in tribute 🕯️

Vivek's campaign manager:

Shout-out to my wife for finding the perfect sticker for my office door.

This nutsack hasn't actually won anything since the 90s.

This is the house that 4chan built. It may be most explicit on Twitter, but it has metastasized to nearly every corner of the internet.

I just made the inaugural batch of ribs on my new smoker and they low-key might be one of the best things I've ever cooked (Memphis-style, 3 hours over charcoal and cherry wood).

Leave CJ Gardner-Johnson's dumb ass in Vegas and trade for a safety.

The boilerplate racist and far-right gaslighting around the Paris protests is legit hilarious. As if setting parts of France on fire isn't the most quintessentially French experience in existence.

Only one episode in, and 'Visionquest' is already the most interesting MCU project I've seen in years, largely because someone FINALLY remembered that, outside of RDJ, James Spader as Ultron is the most peak casting choice Marvel has ever made. I could watch that man read the phone book.

Total proletariat victory.

Sadly, comically bad media literacy is not confined to any particular political disposition.

How fucking dare you?

Look, I support maintaining security assistance to Ukraine, but abandoning them wouldn't even crack the top 20 as far as stains on the US.

I will say this again: running an AI model on a phone or smart TV is like trying to run the latest 'Call of Duty' game on a potato battery. A SINGLE server rack in an AI data center has the computing power of literally thousands of high-end gaming PCs. This is pre-IPO bullshit.

Behold the wages of hubris, LA.

I am pleased to report that, in 2026, Weird Al and his band are still some of the most peak performers I've ever seen. The man is 66 and I counted no fewer than 8 complete costume changes, including a fat suit, full Amish garb, and rolling out on a segway for 'White and Nerdy.' Just legendary.

I'm sorry, but until Bluesky can achieve this level of posting, Twitter will persist.

This man is on a gear stack that would make RFK Jr blush.

My wife and I locking in at 6.25% back in August is actually looking not that bad 🫠

Saints/Falcons twitter remains undefeated in the field of utter out-of-pocket insanity.

It's only October 5th and these are the levels of desperation on display...

My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...

I'm only about a chapter into this but am greatly enjoying it so far.

The substation cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it does.

There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...

The objectively correct top 10 shows of the 21st century (so far).

Matt Lafleur gonna have to go into witness protection after this game.

Bijan on a real football team with a real quarterback would be transcendent.