Andrew Winder

New Siri: I’m super helpful I can combine context across your tasks and the screen content to be ultra smart Me, watching an @atrupar.com video on Trump poll numbers while brewing tea: “siri set a 5 minute timer” Siri:

If you tell these companies that the state will build a TNT matrix through these facilities connected to a blaster like Wile E. Coyote and then charge them to staff a state employee there, I’m sure they’ll be able to come up with some alternatives rather quickly.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

You couldn’t make Gillian’s Island today because of iOS’ satellite messaging feature.

They didn’t just take it on faith ok, obviously Santa and the Easter Bunny were part of the transport operation for that DoorDash worker

There’s no way this was done on purpose but the “ow i nearly burned my hand on this hot dish out of the oven” wrist motion dismissing Apple Watch timers is maybe their best work.

I need to figure out a better system but I’ve been burning a sheet of newspaper to prewarm my fireplace flue, so every month or so I buy a copy of the Post for that purpose. As an ex-subscriber it’s sort of protest-therapy.

We’ve had Easter pie tradition in the family for as long as I can remember. This year I fumbled and forgot to preorder the basket cheese, but it’s a relatively simple cheese to make. So… now I make cheese?