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God, darkness at 5:30 SUCKS

“A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”

My favourite pre-storm ritual: laying down our wheeled princes for a siesta.

Remember how it was absolutely mafting and we’re getting emergency alerts about using disposable barbecues a mere month or two back Do one, wind and rain

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?

“No sleep till bedtime” My 5 y/o inadvertently remastering the Beastie Boys

it’s october 3rd 💗

When you hear bae coming back late from the 24 hour, and you wonder if she's remembered your can of Fanta.

Anyone lost their spam?

In other news MY NEW BOOTS ARE HERE

🎶Im in the corner Watching you kiss her It’s all a bit weird tbh

Doing a massive declutter and just found my county rugby shorts so now I want to start playing again 😫

Back on UK turf and had an emergency cheesy chips and garlic at 9pm. This was a mistake.

There’s no hell quite like border control at Charles De Gaulle

Flying home today and I don’t wanna

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

Please consider supporting this if you’re able to. Matty Blades was a friend and colleague and this terrible news really rocked us while we’ve been away. gofund.me/67bab12ac

I just want to sit on my arse and eat ice cream So I will because I’m in France

Can’t feel me knees I have done so much walking

BATTLE AWAITS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

Having a very lovely time (even if my feet are like puddings and the food is diabolically expensive)

Ooh la and I cannot stress this enough, la

France I am in you

Off to Paris we go ✈️

Go in on holiday tomorrow for the first time since 2019 and a getting a bit nervous about ittttt

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

OMG I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME

Random terrifyingly loud sudden government alert telling me not to use a disposable barbecue feels incredibly black mirror

I fully shat myself

NO NEED FOR THAT BIG BEEPING

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! DO YOUR STRETCHES.

Popbitch forever doing good work

Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach

Avengers: Doomsday is gonna be insane

The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)

i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

I’m going to bed but I hope he’s getting absolutely booed to fuck 🥰

My favourite bit of tonight though is hearing Ally McCoist say how scarred for life he was by witnessing two of the greatest football players of all time driving a golf buggy with Madonna on the top of it through a tunnel whilst wearing ill-fitting tracksuits Same

I do genuinely love Spain always have always will