AZToaster (72/100)

Battery Corrosion Smoothie

Yeah Switch Sports Resort definitely didn't need regular tennis considering table tennis is just better That spot could've gone to wakeboarding or disc dog Or if it had to be a sport they could bring back from Switch Sports then do swordfighting instead

hehe im at funny number endings

Holy fuck Switch Sports Resort gave me the jellyfish fit day 1

You know I was waiting for the right time to start Fortune's Weave but considering how long the game is I'm starting to wonder if I should just bite the bullet and play it already Not rn cuz it's past 9pm but tomorrow maybe

Toy Story for Game Boy is genuinely one of the most hilariously awful games I've ever played like what the hell even was that shit

Rock Zombie and the Living Dead Girl

Finally finished all the comedy routes in Hundred Line If you haven't played this game I don't think you'd believe me if I told you the kinda bullshit that happens on this route

Little Hsien-ko 🥺🔪🔪🔪 #darkstalkers #Halloween #art

If I had superpowers for a day I'd fly Dunno where but I'd fly Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't like how birthdays feel like normal days now it makes me sad

Bring 26 feels wrong I wasn't built for this age

I've seen some people saying you can just get Wii Sports Resort instead of Switch Sports Resort but like... I want this one

Ew I share a birthday with something that doesn't exist

Wait what if OoT remake includes a cutscene if you lose against Ganondorf that leads into the fallen hero timeline

8 months til the next Mario Party gets announced

I SENTENCE YOU TO THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRALIA

Do you think Charlie Kirk would've thought Kirby and the World Beyond was a fakeout for Smash Bros?

Today I ate a whole ass pizza and a whole ass Ben & Jerry's, I'm a fuckin fatass bro

I sure fucking hope not, considering how buying Actiblizz went over

I hate fish that can survive pressures we can't like "Haha I can go to Atlantis and you can hurr durr" fuck off dickhead at least we can eat apples

I was going to complete every sidequest in NieR Replicant Then I found out how you get pink moonflower seeds Yeah no fuck that

"Bro all the Xbox stuff happening rn means we could get a new Banjo-Kazooie game!!!" Right cuz that worked out so well for Perfect Dark

Character idea: A mayor who becomes evil at nighttime and he's called Nightmayor

Trying to do every sidequest in NieR Replicant might've been a mistake I've done way too much fishing

You ever have one of those days where your PS5 controller won't connect to your PS5 for no fucking reason so you have to fully turn it off and on and end up losing a bunch of progress in NieR Replicant because the game doesn't autosave?

Ngl FF4's pacing moved way too fast ts felt like the Mario movie

Yeah your girl might be pretty but does she have a touchscreen and a microphone?

So uhh while playing FF4 I got to the tower of babel and assumed it and the moon just didn't have any enemies to deal with, turns out I turn off random encounters and forgot to turn them back on, and now I'm underleveled for the four elementals Oops

Speaking as a huge FF14 fan it is so funny going through all the other Final Fantasy games and seeing how many things from that game were actually referencing the other ones this whole time

I think companies should spend more money so they no longer have that money and they're not rich anymore

Dread is Metroidgem Prime 4 is Metroidslop Ravenous is Metroididontknowthegameisntoutyet

Just finished Cult of Takumi I uhh I didn't like it

Don't be late for your kirkings!!!

Direct was pretty good, I like Metroid and Kirby, gonna play Star Fox Adventures before the moon explodes