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A debate that started in the heart of Blight City has spread throughout the Gnaw as newly-qualified Night Runners not only swear off any connection to their simian forbears, but the concept of an Age of Myth entirely.

azyrweekly.com“Monkey-thing not my ancestor!” claims young-realms creationistA debate that started in the heart of Blight City has spread throughout the Gnaw as newly-qualified Night Runners not only swear off any connection to their simian forbears, but the concept of an Age of Myth entirely.

Azyr Weekly

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7 Apr

azyrweekly.comOverpopulation of Shadow Realm caused by Ancient PharaohMalerion, Morathi-Khaine and other denizens of Ulgu have been caught off-guard by a mysterious newcomer – the soul of a mystic monarch calling itself ‘the Pharaoh’, inhabiting the soul of a t…

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25 Mar

azyrweekly.comHelsmith diminutive stature linked to heavy hatsA mystery solved this week as Azyrite scientists conclusively prove the reason for the Helsmiths’ petite size – the weight of their oversized hats. “The duardin have always been a clever but …

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11 Mar

Chaos amongst the Ruinous Powers today as the Great Horned Rat is removed from the group chat used to organise after work drinks.

azyrweekly.comGreat Horned Rat kicked from the Teams chatChaos amongst the Ruinous Powers today as the Great Horned Rat is removed from the group chat used to organise after work drinks. “They weren’t fitting the vibe at all,” confided an anonymous source. “Spamming the chat at all hours with unfunny memes, constantly starting group calls and tagging everyone, it was either the rat got kicked or the rest of them left.”

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4 Mar

azyrweekly.comMorathi-Khaine gone woke? Acolytes wearing pants, shirtsFury in Ulgu today as it becomes obvious that Morathi-Khaine, living god of the Daughters of Khaine, has kowtowed to the feminists. Long known for going into battle in skimpy underwear, the Daughte…

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17 Feb

azyrweekly.comThis Dawnbringer Crusade brought to you by UlguVPNAfter months of financial difficulties, the Grand Conclaves of the Free Cities have bitten the bullet and accepted sponsorships for new Dawnbringer Crusades. The opportunity has been taken up by se…

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10 Feb

azyrweekly.com“We’ve always had a strong rune culture” – Lumineth and Fyreslayers at loggerheadsOne of the oldest rivalries in the Mortal Realms has escalated as Fyreslayer elders react in horror to the Lumineth’s new battlefield rune system. “Runes mean duardin, and duardin mean runes!” insi…

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7 Feb

Look who's back 👀 Along with @heywoah.bsky.social's old FAQ react threads, Azyr Weekly is the most entertaining AOS content there's ever been imo

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azyrweekly.com“Just as planned” – Infuriating Tzeentch wizard refuses to take the LThe schemes of Tzeentchian warlord Ponk Roseye, never the most satisfying of opponents, have taken a horrendous turn as they refuse to admit to even the smallest of defeats. At first this affectati…

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