BadgerHands

To my friends, loved ones, and digital acquaintances: I will be holding off on social media during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur this year. I'll check back in on Tuesday, September 22. Shanah Tovah to all who celebrate. 😘

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The mid-term GOP convention has one main purpose: making money. The secondary purpose is undermining the midterm elections.

Day 119 | Year 56

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...is this because I bought Manischewitz and challah?

Divorced dads sitting on their porches or in their Ford Escapes drinking black coffee looking wisely at nothing through their Oakleys and the girlies are cosplaying this shit

Day 118 | Year 56

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Day 117 | Year 56

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Day 116 | Year 56

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Day 115 | Year 56 (Don't look at me; i have rocks in my dick and my balls are weird)

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What GIF pops up when you type in your name?

Fun fact: vaccines are safer than cum.

Day 114 | Year 56 (if I am a good boy, will you make this kidney stone go away please?)

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Buddhists politely getting the ick over how bad I am at letting go

Day 113 | Year 56

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Whole lotta dry dicks out here would be a little less dry if you treated men like even 37% of a human being.

You know what privilege is? Being so jaw-droppingly stupid that you can still be an undecided voter. Velcro on all these miscreants' shoes. Why would I want to hear a single opinion from people who can't tell shit from mashed potatoes?

Day 112 | Year 56 (who has two thumbs and didn't punch his brother in law today?)

Suburban life

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Drop some FIRE 🔥

Day 111 | Year 56 (passing a small kidney stone, please don't look at me)

Day 110 | Year 56

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Day 109 | Year 56

I will literally die first.

How it feels to follow me (probably)

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Day 108 | year 56

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Day 107 | Year 56

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Day 106 | Year 56

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"We're a welcoming inclusive community"

Day 105 | Year 56

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Day 104 | Year 56

Dear internet: I'm not going to like Sam Smith. Stop. I mean, he's fine. But I'm not going to like him. Really, stop.

"You worry too much."

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