Murphy 💼🩵

Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while? We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning Art by @harryh4.bsky.social

Hey. Does anyone know any voice actors that are taking commissions right now? And are willing to do wedgie content?

Everyone wish Alfie the best birthday ever!!!

The Same Place

Alternatively, just laugh call him a dork and walk away. If he's nerdy enough his brain will be replaying the moment over and over and he'll wedgie himself eventually 😁😁

Run up behind a nerd, grab his waistband and yell "WEDGIE!!" But don't pull. Does he tense up? Clench? Which parts? How red does his face get? What noise escapes his lips? Take note! It's fun When he's calmed down or gets brave enough to look over his shoulder, wink and cover his eyes with cotton :)

Always remember to respect your bartenders or you could end up just like our buddy Zeke here! (🎨 - @hidegreenfox.bsky.social tysmmm!!!) #furry #eum #wedgie

I'm into soft romance; hand holding, kissing, long bouncing wedgies on the beach, telling you your eyes are pretty, pulling your waistband over your eyes, groping your asscheeks and squeezing harder when you say "can I take it off yet?"

Motivational speaker that accidentally says "You gotta pull yourself up by your waistband!" and stammers and tries again but keeps saying it and blushes and starts getting hard and has to leave the stage to wedgie himself in the bathroom

This might be autism talking but when I give someone a wedgie the whole thing can stretch (pun INTENDED) to over one hour cause underwear feels nice and I know they can get longer or hurt more and my hands are just so happy the more unhappy they make you. So like, chill, I'm probably almost done idk

Im in shambles... ft. @badluckmurphy.bsky.social #furry #wedgie #bulge

NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Woke bully who picks on you till you denounce Israel

Men picking wedgies is so peak. Look silly for me, hot stuff. Bounce around until your beavertail's gone, pretty boy

In honor of Mexican independence day, the word "wedgie" is temporarily suspended. I will be yelling "CALZÓN CHINO!!!" when I lunge waistbands above someone's head until further notice I will now open the floor to questions. Dumb or funny ones get a calzón chino

Comm for @vorii.bsky.social! Gosh darn, I keep accepting invitations to these sleepovers, thinking they'll be totally innocent and NOT a way to bully me... Uh oh!

Jaws: Nudist Beach

Lost a bet Com for @badluckmurphy.bsky.social (wow first post in here :9)

"Aww my little nerd got himself a boyfriend. Let me see you two kiss!" Isaac really knows how to treat his nerds well, practically his puppets Thanks @brieflyy33n.bsky.social for this awesome piece!

Wouldja guess it? I'm 26 now! Another year round that ol earth!

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Next from the backlog of Con Doodles @walker-ink.bsky.social This dude's such a sweetie of a Slime woof and it was awesome getting to see just how stretchy and flexible he is. I didn't wind up getting any good yanks on him in the moment, but im here to make up for it #wedgie #furrywedgie #wedgieart

Hey dudes! I'm gonna open up a few slots for commishies. Follow the forms link below for current prices and fill in what you'd like! I'm leaving it up for a few days, so everyone has a chance. forms.gle/EaMRwnHquXP6...

Fan art for @butchcity.bsky.social's big bully Tomas! Love seeing them picking on dorks x3

YIPPEE! TONIGHT IS INTERNATIONAL BAT NIGHT!!!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 AND SINCE IT'S NIGHT SOMEWHERE AROUND THE WORLD THAT MEANS ALL OF TODAY AND TOMORROW ARE A BAT DAY (AS ALL DAYS SHOULD BE)

I'll have these fellas up for adoption tomorrow afternoon at some point! Things were oh so busy today!! These both will come with a FULL ref sheet ready to be filled out :) I have another two on the way as well so keep an eye out~

You have in fact cooked ✨SEVERELY✨ I am losing my mind over here, licking the walls and barking and breaking things 🩵🔥🎉🎉🎉 Always pays to have someone watching your back

Guess which little dork gets all the forehead kisses? @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social gifted me these! Murphy being a sexy gift and Lumen being a squealy light fixture. Thank you Alfie, I'm losing my mind here 🩵👊🩲⬆️⬆️

It's my birthday!! Party at my place, everyone's invited, but cute guys have to be wearing (their undies as) a hat and can't wear pants! Thank you all for another year of making me feel welcome and being a horny friendly space where I can fuck around and think about wedgies 🩵🩵🫂 all love to you

Sore loser com for @folkyfoxdeer.bsky.social

This is a friendly reminder to not skip gym guys! Seriously! Oww come on @seres.bsky.social ! 😵‍💫 🎨 @hidegreenfox.bsky.social

WIP from @shinjiinu.bsky.social "Your staring over here an awful lot, little guy..."

I was finally able to get a Mexico jersey and of course had to do some wedgies in it 😉

✨Blackmane✨

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!