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@urzzyy.bsky.social, have a Cookie.

@urzzyy.bsky.social, emergency cat pick incoming!

@urzzyy.bsky.social, Cookie's not doing the best job of keeping me on task today.

So am I clever for luring my son's cat from the garage with scraps of ham? Or am I simply giving in to her blandishment...

@urzzyy.bsky.social , have a Cookie

@urzzyy.bsky.social, happy Sunday Have a Cookie.

@urzzyy.bsky.social I'm feeling better today, have a Cookie.

@urzzyy.bsky.social, yes it's a shitty photo. I just got up. Enjoy your cat, dammit.

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United States Air Force becoming the ballsiest armed service in the United States military was not on my bingo card for today, but there you go...

Lawful good is an attentive lover who nails basics really well, makes sure you come, and cuddles after. Chaotic good brings finger puppets and pina colada-scented lube and checks for consent at every step, but after you may (nonregretfully) wonder what possessed you to say "yes" in the first place.

Well, I'm here now. Looks like a nice, clean little site. We'll see how long that lasts.