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Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

And a clean landing on the missed 3.

Looks like OKC might be flailing the white flag. Oh, sorry, *waving*.

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

And no flop! It's like you call it out and it stops, right?

Drive #3 to the bucket without falling over! Huh!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

And no flop for the #freethrowmerchant - might have bought those with a flail, though.

And no flop once more. Some legit FTs this time.

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Another drive with no flop!

He tried to flop, but no! And Castle in the Sky on the other end! Who knew San Antonio had so many Ghibli fans?

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

And that's the half, and certainly one way to end it!

And flop-free to begin the second half.

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Sans flop, but a blocking foul!

No flop on that make either!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Ok, that was contact. A palpable hit.

No flop!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Excuse me: WASTE a challenge.

Flop-free make!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Well, one way to not flop is to travel.

Or, get your coach to use a challenge to fish for a proximate foul.

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Flop #2!!!

The #freethrowmerchant got himself two of them off that first flop.

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Hey, a cut to the bucket without falling down!

Flop!!!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

No flop on the make!

And no flop again!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

Well, can't call it a flop because it wasn't on a jump shot, but...

No flop on the floater!

Game 4! Let's see how floppy it gets! Tipoff and we're underway! Whatcha got for us, SGA??

No flop on the FT line jumper!

Castle with an admirable SGA impression...

Will SGA flop on every jump shot? A running tally after 6:14 of the first!

And no flop!

And ending the half with a heave and no one to bump.

Will SGA flop on every jump shot? A running tally after 6:14 of the first!

Wow, no flop again! It's almost like when you point it out, it stops!

A fall! A hit, a palpable hit! Wemby did crowd him, but hey, look at what Castle had to contend with on the other end a couple possessions before.

Will SGA flop on every jump shot? A running tally after 6:14 of the first!

Almost a flop, but he stayed upright!

Jamal and Reggie really going to bat for the #freethrowmerchant.

Will SGA flop on every jump shot? A running tally after 6:14 of the first!

Also no!

Airball but no flop! Maybe he realized flopping takes him out of the play.

Will SGA flop on every jump shot? A running tally after 6:14 of the first!

After a trip to the bench...No!

21 Mar

We still have debtor's prisons in the 21st century. We just gave them peppy names like DoorDash and GrubHub.

1 June 2025

Clippers and Sixers franchises out there licking their chops at their prospective 2031 NBA Finals meeting now that the other teams to give up on Paul George are meeting this year.

1 June 2025

Sure, Philly isn't quite in the 'give up' phase yet, but after these results, it's gotta look tempting.

28 May 2025

A game away from Pacers vs. Thunder? Somebody better do a wellness check on Paul George.

17 May 2025

Playing through Ghost of Tsushima for a second time really makes me wish Jin would tell Ishikawa, "You know, buddy, maybe the students aren't the problem here. Quit disappointing us."

4 Apr 2025

If I were an NBA superstar getting warnings about 'finger gun' gestures, I'd be eager to make another 3 so I could see what the Association thinks of the Shocker.

17 Feb 2025

Science can tell us that sitting for more than 8 hours a day is bad for our long-term health, but what about lying languidly abed for endless days, shoveling bon-bons down my gullet? What then, Science? (Yes, also bad.)