Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦

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a customer will order food with a diabolical customisation and i'll just reply "interesting. anything else i can get ya?"

they really called it "the end of history" and then named us Gen Z

"there's only two genders in west hollywood, gay or persian" i fucking love this interview

Sucking off a tranny call that tasting the rainbow

man, Lyndon be Johnson

swifties have blue maga energy

i just accidentally referred to my Switch as "The Wii" what has happened to me

Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan's "expectations" is such a banger, I'm going to be listening to this nonstop for weeks

6-7

dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,

gordijn ramsey

One thing that should be done when competent people who actually care about the country get back into power in the US: Get rid of left exits on freeways. All traffic should enter and exit an interstate from the same side, preferably the right.

"There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen"

Why do Americans think bananas have "gone bad" when they got a brown spot. It's fruit. It ripens. It gets sweeter the riper it gets. You want a bitter green ass banana on your banana split? Be real.

gordie howe bridge looking magnificent tonight i must say

we're so back

Thank you Marx Carney, I will now be moving to Rotterdam

i didn't even know pan-nordicism was an ideology you could have, that's cool i guess

replaying mystery dungeon red rescue team this game loves to play a cutscene, and then go "oh hey you like that cutscene you just watched? you wanna see it again as a flashback?" and then plays it again as a flashback

nationalise doordash

oh so we can nationalise venezuela's oil but not exxon's

please marx carney buy a rafale jet from france, i need this square on my bingo card

I'm like the anti dr umar I'm trying to cure whiteness one interracial marriage at a time

i always accept a rematch after a win. too many people are fighting with their own ego instead of fighting on the chess board. usually they're losing at both

I highly recommend everyone to parallel park a car without power steering a bunch to develop an intuitive understanding of dry steering and how to habitually avoid it

They literally named us "Gen Z" and then act surprised when we collectively assume it's the end of the world in our lifetimes

got my first smothered mate in a real game