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Social media (and specifically microblogging platforms like X the Everything App and Bluesky) is purpose-built to appeal to the animal my parents created.

Go to a hospital 🏥 they can help you deliver your baby 👶

THATS WHAT MONOEYE IS????

Headphone Jill's husband of course

ew

i showed u my harmontown t-shirt plz respond

My fridge has given me PTSD whenever I boot up Dead by Daylight I have to make sure my fridge is unplugged otherwise it will kick on right at the end of a match and cause me to DC.

M.C. Gun Control-ass event

The game is finished. It doesn't need new stuff.

NOT IVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You can tell how young a person is based on how they perceive the Wii U's legacy.

This is pretty obviously for businesses.

There is no shot anybody uses this API for anything if **79** records cost ALMOST TWO DOLLARS

People can't improve they are static snapshots of video that I consume through my phone therefore they can never be redeemed.

So this is bullshit

I love the idea that somebody sat down and wrote up how capitalism was going to work and that they put all these flaws into it like some kind of religious text

This is a horrible argument to make because what you're saying is, "stories should be stupider to accommodate the stupid instead of making the stupid do work to stop being stupid."

I never quite got what the big deal was with Sony or Sony exclusives

This has to be a repost because I thought the quote word-for-word before I looked up to read it

To be fair, I think many already do?

Pop quiz: What very important word did user miss, or misunderstand?

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Wraith is so jovial how could you be mad when you see him waltzing to your gen man

Unlike many Bad Apple edits, this one does an excellent job of preserving the greys instead of just pretending they don't exist https://youtu.be/YSaw9zkJsm4?si=h1uX8nd1MoAlpqy6

I practice what I preach

He's gonna fuck my wife

I'm gonna say it, Sportsmates aren't the right kind of cartoony for this and I think Miis absolutely are

I'm going to go put my head in a meat grinder.

I mean you can technically do whatever you want with the *hardware* but Nintendo is under no obligation to allow you to connect to their online services with modified software.

I would imagine his hitbox is unaffected

Until further notice, I will be crossposting between Bluesky; Akkoma and X, the Everything App I am paying for the X API so we’ll see if the convenience is worth it

bajortski.net should be marginally nicer on mobile now if you even care

Well... speaking from personal experience that is just objectively not the case.

Look I can understand the former but the pipis ornament is perfectly fine

That's almost certainly part of it though I wouldn't say *all*?

Hey! An indoor map!

The problem with modern discourse around fiction is that people are unable to differentiate between a theme that is explored in a work and an outright condonement of those themes. The problem with modern discourse around real people is that public figures aren't treated as humans with autonomy.

The more concerning thing is that this outrage *isn't* fake, and many people actually think this is a problem.