Creelers

i think the guy at youtube responsible for surfacing membership only videos on the front page should take a long walk off a short pier

the instant change in the winds with the oxford street pedestrianisation when british columnists overnight suddenly start caring about disabled people

everyone who's ever commented "still watching in [year]" was killed over the last week with a specifically targetted virus, thus far no meaningful change observed on the planet.

We Are in Need of a Reckoning

computer hardware is straight scifi shit now but unfortunately the software, the software is all very bad.

i thought reading the h3h3 subreddit might be funny but actually it caused some cognitive damage i don't think can be undone.

morris was on point when he painted them primarily as just aggrieved british men

nice line read austin

12 of them? is this like a final fantasy situation.

this ones in the permastim rotation

the royal family is about to do a 180 on meghan markle

don't hear much about aisha tyler's lady boners these days because they fucking killed e3

ethan klein be like "now hold on there's a two parent solution to all this"

Debbie Does Praxis

Blurry - Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War Performed by: Puddle of Mudd Written by: Doug Ardito, Paul Phillips, Wesley Scantlin

COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - But as the sun sets, the shadows cast by those columns and arcades weave together to form an intricate umbral lattice. When you see it, you suddenly understand: It was all built for you, for *this very moment*.

REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*? SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.

COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - Perhaps, perhaps not. Could the Perikarnassians have foreseen the role Revachol would play in events to come? In truth, history only appears to rhyme because we cannot perceive events in their full complexity...

JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes. CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.

for bioware

Terror Toilet

doesn't land the same as eric adams announcing the wheelie bin while empire state of mind plays

japanese margaret thatcher is currently posting asking admins nationwide to make sure they patch their server if they run php lmao

please, it's only called bioware in japan. here it's just resident evil.

sir geralt of progressive forces. or not. it's your choice after all.