Curtis

Tony Schiavone is so good at his job. Saying what the truck wants while actively hearing them say it is tough. Ive heard him and other commentators talk about it before but I didnt realize just how simultaneous it was until now.

Ive always wondered what the commentary team is hearing from the production truck, and I guess im hearing it now.

Of course he wouldn't sell them. They were never going to wrestle, so what advantage is there to selling for her? He would look weak and have no recourse to turn that around.

Wrestling character that should exist: basically a Yoshihiko style character but instead of a blow up doll, its a skeleton Halloween decoration

I want Lio Rush to win a title. He's a Gollum now and needs a Precious.

Every few years, I see this hit one of my feeds, and it never stops being the greatest thing ive ever seen. This is the funeral I want.

Someone needs to figure out how to make trenchcoats cool again. Seems like they get a bad rap for being favored by drug dealers, serial killers, and children stacked on top of one another to get into R rayed movies. Its not exclusively a crime-commiting garmit!

I miss Rampage. I wish I could be watching a new episode tonight. I haven't had the pleasure in 63 weeks.

Jet Set Rodeo should really lean into the Jet Set Radio esthetic but cowboy-ify it. Give me graffiti street art with cowboy hats.

Love Kenny's gear looking like a box of Dragon Sheilds.

Please let Hanger win this one. I dont want him relegated to the same corner Cody put himself in.

Its been nice having AEW have loud "fuck ice" chants every week. Especially after we had to endure "join ice" ads on their programming not too long ago.

Ive seen the idea of Revolution being headlined by a 6 way between MJF, Brody King, Hangman, Swerve, Omega, and Andrade, and I think im into that.

Ciampa looking like a fucking star roght out the gate.

As soon as I post that, they turn back on. You dont have to cater to my specific tastes, Tony.

Not sure im into the lights literally being out. Previous Lights Out matches werent like that.

Half the feed is dogging on the NJPW Srrong title design. Sometimes you just gotta wear a big ass rectangle to prove yore the best, I dont know.

Is anyone else thinking about what DCF members are not on collision? Must be in Japan

There's still a ton of C2 matches that need to be done. I have no idea how they're getting through the rest with so few episodes of TV left.

A lot of people ask me who my all time favorite wrestler is, and I often blow off the question because I genuinely dont like picking favorites. However, I have been reflecting on the question for about a year now, and I decided that its probably Mick Foley, and what he said today only solidifies it.

No matter how objectively cool a feature Spotify Wrapped is, im still never going to use Spotify. Sorry. I like the artists I listen to too much for them to not get paid for my listening to them.

I never thought it would take until 2025 to both be playing TimeSplitters Rewind and listening to The Protomen Act III, but here we are, those things are in fact happening at the same time

Taya's hat is incredible

Okada would still be a fitting opponent for Tanahashi's last match if he hadn't left NJPW, but because he did, this feels even bigger.

Ugh, the 6-7 reference. Not a fan.

So i thought the other day that one more title would beat Ultimo Dragon's record, but i recently learned that in addition to the 10 singles titles Ultimo held, he was also WAR 6-Man champion. Mercades now holds the record for most singles titles, but ties for most overall.

Mercades just needs one more title to have more than Ultimo Dragon. I think its going to happen.

Do not "What" Toni Storm.

Ive seen 3 "join ICE" ads during Dynamite. Im not sure the ad agency that paid to run that knows this show's audience.

Is Andrade going to stick around, or is he going to ping pong between companies forever?

So i missed both Collision last night and the Pokémon CMLL show the other day. Whoch should I watch first?

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

Dorada about to earn himself the Hechicero style dual AEW/CMLL contract. That was a wonderful performance

I just love the mindset of AEW where "if it happened in a wrestling ring on someone's show, regardless of who, its canon."

Christian insisting that the team name be Cage and Cope is a callback from his 2001 promo after he first turned on Edge. youtube.com/clip/Ugkxzcg...

Stop screenshotting idiots from the other place. I left in part because I was tired of being exposed to their nonsense

That cage hanging above the ring is huge. I dont know why I didnt notice it until the moment the main card started.

#ForbiddenDoor LIVE on PPV, 1PM ET/10am PT Sunday, 8/24 AEW World Championship @hangmanpage.bsky.social vs MJF MJF's attempts to goad Hangman into just giving him an opportunity have backfired! MJF will execute his contract for an AEW World Title shot at the O2 in London LIVE on PPV!

That might have been the greatest professional wrestling show of all time. No notes. Perfection.

I need a Wheeler Yuta and Ricochet tag team. Fans start chanting "Get a haircut" at Yuta, he tags in Ricochet. And they switch to chanting "Bald"

Bandido is underrated man.

I hate that this shirt exists. I just bought a car and I need to save money to keep up with payments. Yet, I have a personal story involving MJF and a pickle, so it seems laser marketed directly at me

I do love me some Atlantis. On the random occasion as a kid that id tune into lucha, he'd be my favorite guy to watch. Being able to remember his name was big, but he's also an incredible wrestler.

@localthunk.com @playbalatro.com You watching #AEWDoubleOrNothing? Speedball Mike Bailey is wearing Balatro inspired gear. Speedball joker, when?

Did Max ever get the fixed version of Collision?

Max says "This event has ended" and TNT decided to just start Black Adam. Collision has ended 30 minutes early on all platforms with no explanation.

Did that match even end? I don't recall a fall being scored. #aewCollision.

Matches like this make me wonder why anyone hates the Young Bucks. They're always entertaining as hell.