The Book of Mazarbullshit

In July, I started a bracket 2 budget brew Commander League at my LGS. Season 1 ended with 10 players. Season 2 started last week, & we have 19 and almost as many total games played as last season in total. It's so much fun seeing people getting hype about stupid budget brews and building community.

Age yourself with a childhood crush. I had a type.

I got a bunch of new art supplies and tried my hand at an alter today. I had to put my girl, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, on a card.

I said that my Magic play group calls Sun Titan "Sussy Titussy" and got 2 actual DMed death threats on Twitter. So glad I'm off that Hell app.

If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. I will always be a Nomi Sunrider stan.

Describe your musical taste in three artists: Rihanna Missy Elliott Combichrist

My 5 non-D&D TTRPGs to get to know me (2026 edition): - Werewolf: the Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Edition - Beyond the Wall and Other Adventures - Monsterhearts 2 - Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition - Vampire: the Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition (I know, I know, I'm a WoD fan)

Explain your@ Banality is a measure of the cold, hard, mortal world slowly choking the life out of your character in the TTRPG, Changeling: the Dreaming. My only character I've ever played in that system was named Bob, and had a penchant for accidentally acquiring banality.

At 36, I'd lost a job I loved, was in the middle of a year and a half of joblessness (over 700 apps in a year and a half), had a flare up of a spinal condition which made me unable to walk meaningfully, had to move back in with my parents, and was dealing with severe chronic pain.

Hey @magic.wizards.com it's pretty unacceptable that it's almost Marvel preview season, and my LGS still doesn't have an ETA on when they're getting their Strixhaven bundles.

Am I the only one who thinks Muse Seeker is just @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social ?

Whoever @magic.wizards.com made the Prismari and Lorehold precons went off. My group has been having so much fun with specifically those two, and Lorehold has made me (a long time Red and Boros hater) want to pay Boros. Now I'm just waiting for upgrade cards to arrive in the mail.

Pachyrhinosaurus. I wanted to be a Habitat Partner so bad as a kid.

Appa went off this evening.

This was fun trying to distill my Magic career down into 9 cards.

Quote tweet with 10 animated things to get to know you: Cowboy Bebop The Last Unicorn The Return of the King (1980) Spirited Away Tokyo Godfathers The Hobbit (1977) Chicken Run Star Trek: Lower Decks Samurai Jack The Little Mermaid

Did I go 1-3 at a cEDH event today? Yeah. Did I play really well all day? Absolutely. We call that a win. Also, Sisay is a helluva card.

This angelic smolder runs this account.

QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry. This is when I realized that a villain can be lawful good.

Getting ready to go to a Lorwyn prerelease in the current state of affairs in the U.S. "A foild Maralen will fix my lack of dopamine," I lie to myself.

Let's see your signature cards! Easily my top 4.

Due to terrible weather and my spine deciding to forsake me, the only tomfoolery I got into to herald in the new year was eating pizza and watching The Great British Baking show. Now to head to bed before midnight and hope that 2026 is a kinder year.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. I'm so worried. Like, I'm gonna get rescued, but at what cost?

My mom picked me, my brother, and 3 friends up from school with a bag of Wendy's burgers for opening day of The Fellowship of the Ring. The excitement of hearing Galadriel's opening monologue for the first time still brings a tear to my eye from the residual joy.

Wizard Wednesday!

I can't recommend the Sidekick Pro enough. I use it as my cEDH tournament box, and it holds my double sleeved cEDH deck, tokens, dice, and a life counter and doesnt take up too much bag or table space.

Without downloading new pics describe your gender.

A meme exchange with my mom today is responsible for my newest art piece. Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)