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Outs Above Average has broken the brains of the average internet user

God damnit

This center field wall is evil. Why do they bump up the yellow line to 25' like that?

God Fucking Damnit - JP Sears

AJ really fucked up with the Bergert and Kolek trade I'm super discouraged

#ForTheLou

Trading Kolek and Bergert was dumb as hell. What a crazy trade.

I don't have any idea why I'm doing this to myself but I'm listening to 973 and they're talking about Wandy and Hosmer in the same breath

Dave Roberts feeling the pressure

Randy 3rd time through in a tie game? We hate winning

I think now that the catcher can't block the plate it's actually faster to do what Xander just did. Run through home plate. Don't slide.

Megapen time

Cardinals have the best jersey in all of sports and they wear it on the road

They're not even going to let Vasquez pitch into the 4th today

They made Betts a shortstop and he started to hit like one

Unless you think our guy Hates was walking, there's a 5th horseman

By rest of season win % Fangraphs has the Padres 5th in baseball

It would be obviously weird to be a fan of a team who just went from 30% playoff odds to 90% and angry for whatever reason, but

You either pull pivetta now or I don't understand what the hell we're doing

1 run lead in the 6th and no stirring in the megapen? I was lied to.

If you haven't gone in to settings and bumped following above "discover" you're probably going to want to do that

By the way, O'Hearn does blow against lefties

I see that we're going to be extremely annoying with these lefty righty matchups now

Ha

Fangraphs finally updated this thing with the roster resource changes

Nevermind Miller, could David Morgan start?

I used to do these bullpen power rankings but this year it's seemed silly. I guess it's Morejon Miller Estrada Suarez Adam Morgan Hoeing Wandy Matsui Reynolds Jacob

I lost focus in the moment and am only now angry that we didn't dump Wandy in one of these deals. That was your shot.

We're not dumb enough to leave Arraez at 1B, are we?

Will Wagner seems like he might be decent. No?

Shit. Jesus Sanchez is a whiff for us.

Shit. It's going to be Kwan isn't it? I'll miss you, entire top 10 prospects from yesterday.