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Once upon a time, someone named Linda who lived at 1313 Yellowtail Ln forgot to bring back The Shining DVD and she died.

Discussion Question: Do you believe in the devil or some other evil spirit walking the earth as an agent of entropy? Movie Club: The Hitcher (1986) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library will be closed this weekend because we have a life. Leave the books in the box, loser.

Do you feel that movies about oiled up men and women have inherent sexuality or should we just make them dance for our amusement? Movie Club: Street Fighter (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library does not have drinks readily available for the public unless the magic words "snacks will be provided" are uttered in the sacred text.

Liar. The attribution for any of the current administration should from here on out say: Liar, convicted sex offender: "Some bullshit."

What's your "Other Mommy?" Is it drinking? Smoking pot? Hanging out with Randy Dave under the bridge over on 3rd street and talking about the war? Movie Club: Other Mommy (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

Shake it, shake it, don't forget what your momma gave you! Anyway, story time tomorrow at noon.

"Has anyone ever called you "Clara the Clairvoyant?" "No." Perfect. No notes #TheLastDrivein #MutantFam

Second screen experience is Bake Off. We live crazy. #MutantFam #TheLastDrivein

Almost time for Joe Bob, y'all. Time to scream into the void and get funky. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Have you ever been surprised by a documentary? What was that like? Movie Club: History of Concrete (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

A small man will walk up to you and ask you to study with him. Do not answer the small man. He is not a good study buddy.

Midnight Radio, starring a pretty natural Ethan Hawke, first episode out now. Good job @crobertcargill.bsky.social and Co!

Rewatching the Scream movies, and there's a sharp decline in quality after 2. As the plot armor gets more impenatrable, the plots themselves get more holes. The twins in the later movies could be decapitated and drawn and quartered on screen and still give a thumbs up from the gurney at the end.

If you were going to set a movie in the 1990s, what would be your favorite music to put in a movie about folks beating each other up and sucking power from the best of them? Movie Club: Street Fighter (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library talisman against evil is found in the reference desk next to the Webster's and the stapler.

Didn't get a vote sticker with ballot in Washington State. This used to be a country.

If you found out a stranger was lying about their entire existance and had gone to great lengths to trick everyone around them, would you fuck with that crazy pants person? Movie Club: Verity (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library found a small child. If anyone is missing a small child, we have put them to work organizing the local history section.

Ways I pronounce "Gotham" on any given day: Goth-am Gah-tham Got-ham Batman Town

Midlife crisis: you see a celebrity and think they look old and then find out they are your age and then you think you can do something about that.

One person's dystopian art is a warning while it's another person's playbook.

You ever written a couple hundred words about a movie you did not have strong feelings about and steadily got more and more angry the more you thought about it? Movie Club: Other Mommy (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library fine policy is when Brenda from circulation sees you in the grocery store and when you ask how she is she says she's fine and does not break eye contact.

Do you feel that movies about oiled up men and women have inherent sexuality or should we just make them dance for our amusement? Movie Club: Street Fighter (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library has a book club. If you don't bring back our books, we club you.

The library had an event last night that one patron described as "hellish" and "too much, too much, god why." Book club is back on next week.

Let me adjust the onion on my belt as I say, when I was in Library school I was told to be careful making photocopies because of copyright law and now so many librarians I know are enthusiastically using ChatGPT to do simple things like write emails. I hate it here. I hate it here. I hate it here.

What's a time when you put your life on pause to have sex in Florida? Elmore Leonard Book Club: Unknown Man #89 (1977) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

Once upon a time, blah blah, then we took drugs. Story time on Tuesday.

If you met a handsome stranger over the corpse of a bike messenger, would you go to your meeting right after? What would you do? Movie Club: Verity (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library is currently understaffed due to all the sick people we let into this hell hole. That may be the meds talking.

The library's use of sticky notes has increased dramagically. Yes, we spelled that right.

Have you ever had a plan to frame a criminal go haywire? What was the fallout? Elmore Leonard Book Club: Unknown Man #89 (1977) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library dreams of electric sheep that say "Bloood."

Tell about a time when you were at work and your boss made fun of your interests and you as a person. Would the invisible man set them on fire? Movie Club: The Incomer (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

Once upon a time, the library closed to honor a horrible little man who commanded a boat. Today we are open cause fuck that guy, which informed our weekly display "Fuck Christopher Columbus."

Carrie White grows up in a religious family and ends up causing a massive amount of destruction. Discuss. Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library quilt show has been postponed due to nobody wanting to haul the heavy things. Might just be a facebook gallery or something.

What kind of weapon would you make of stone and bone? Movie Club: The Incomer (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

Remember to sign up for this weekend's hot air balloon bookmobile rides! Be the first to hurl books from above!

Carrie White grows up in a religious family and ends up causing a massive amount of destruction. Discuss. Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The winner of last night's teen video came completion in "Hot Air Balloon Racing 2023" for the PS4 was little Jamal Terrebonne with the lightning fast time of five hours and six minutes.

Never trusted hot air balloons myself. Too simple of an idea. Nothing between me and a Looney Tune death but some wicker and a propane filled parachute feels like madness Newsletter: Up, Up, Up at The Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...

The library's target shooting at hot air balloons program went off without a hitch last night. We brought those sumbitches to the ground.

Man, Episode 2 of Carrie when the guidance counselor shows her the school library hit kinda hard in the feels for this librarian. "We're allowed to read all of them?" "All for you."

You ever pissed off someone more powerful than you? Were they mushroom or vampire adjacent? Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...