Ban Republican Values

Free shipping kicks in at $35. A tee and a couple of stickers gets you there. Math is still allowed here. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Their healthcare plan has been "coming soon" for about fifteen years. Our shirts take 6 to 10 business days. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Tax cuts for people with yachts, paid for by people with bus passes. Somebody wrote that down on purpose and called it a plan. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Made to order, 6 to 10 business days. Order by tomorrow, Fri Oct 23, and it most likely lands the first week of November. After that it still shows up, just later. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Pro-life, but only until birth. After that, good luck, kid. The tee says it so you don't have to. Black, from $30. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

The magnet. $6. Goes on the fridge, where the whole family can read it before Thanksgiving. Discussion optional. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Their climate plan is "wait and see." We waited. We saw. It was on fire. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

The wordmark tee. Three words, stacked, black or white, from $30. It argues with the platform. Your neighbor can relax. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

Printed when you order it, so 6 to 10 business days to reach you. Order by Fri Oct 16: here by end of October. By Fri Oct 23: most likely the first week of November. https://banrepublicanvalues.com/collections/all?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=midterm26_bsky

23 days. The sticker goes on the laptop, the water bottle, the back of the phone, the guitar case, the bumper. $3. It is the cheapest way to say it, and it says it every day. banrepublicanvalues.com

Ban the values. Keep the uncle. The shirt goes after the policies, the ones that keep passing while everyone swears they would never vote for that. Your uncle is still invited to Thanksgiving. He just might have to hear about it. banrepublicanvalues.com

Mail ballots. If your state lets you vote by mail, request yours this week. The deadlines come earlier than you think, and many states check the envelope signature against the one on file. Sign it like you mean it. banrepublicanvalues.com

Somebody will ask what it means. It means what it says. You do not owe anyone a debate in the cereal aisle. The shirt already did the talking. That was the point of buying it. banrepublicanvalues.com

The hat. Grey, distressed, embroidered, three words on the front. $32. Some people want the sentence on their chest. Some people want it at eye level. banrepublicanvalues.com

Leave it in the car on Election Day. Many states limit political clothing at the polling place, and a poll worker can ask you to cover up. Zip the jacket at the door, unzip it on the way out. Wear it everywhere else. banrepublicanvalues.com

29 days. Check your voter registration today. Rolls get purged quietly, and the worst place to find out is the front of the line on November 3. Two minutes on your state's election site, then get on with your day. banrepublicanvalues.com

First day of fall. Hoodie weather in most of the country by the end of the week. Black, heavy, three words across the front, warm enough for the late games and the early mornings. Same words as the tee, more fabric to say them with. banrepublicanvalues.com

That is divisive. The shirt did not divide anything. It showed up after the dividing was done and wrote down which side it was on. You can be for the thing or against the thing. The shirt is just honest about which. banrepublicanvalues.com

Where to wear it. The grocery store. The gym. The school board meeting where you are the one who read the book. Your cousin's cookout, especially your cousin's cookout. Anywhere the room was counting on nobody saying it. banrepublicanvalues.com

Why not something for both sides. Because a shirt that says nothing is already available in every color at every store in the country. This one says something. If it is not the thing you would say, it is not your shirt, and that is fine. banrepublicanvalues.com

Ban is a strong word. It is. We did not pick it. It was already in use, on books, on words teachers are allowed to say, on who gets to use which bathroom. We just pointed it back the other way and put it on cotton. banrepublicanvalues.com

Constitution Day. The whole document is shorter than the terms of service you agreed to this morning without reading. It has been amended twenty-seven times, which is the part people who wave it around tend to skip. Read it today. Start with the amendments. banrepublicanvalues.com

It is just a shirt. Correct. So is the one with the eagle on it, and nobody has ever said that to the guy wearing the eagle. A shirt is what you are willing to have a stranger read off your chest. Three words is plenty. banrepublicanvalues.com

Football is back tomorrow. Which means tailgates, and a grey distressed dad hat that says three words while you hold a plate of something off the grill. $32. Pairs with any jersey you like. The black tee works under the jersey too, for the ones who want it quieter. banrepublicanvalues.com

If you have one, show it. A photo of the shirt on a person beats any photo we could take of it on a table. Wear it somewhere, post it, tag us. Hat, hoodie, the sticker on your laptop, whatever you have. We will share the ones that land. banrepublicanvalues.com

Labor Day. The weekend, the eight hour day, the idea that a job should not be allowed to kill you. None of it was handed down. People organized and took it, and some of them were fired or worse for trying. Enjoy the day off. Somebody fought for it. banrepublicanvalues.com

Why nobody is named. There is no politician on any of this, and there will not be. Names retire. Names get replaced. The thing on the shirt is about what gets voted for, not who did the voting. That is why it will still make sense in ten years. banrepublicanvalues.com

Honest question for the people who own one. The front is three words and that is on purpose. The back is blank. If there were a second line, on the back, small, what would it say? Reply with yours. The good ones get read out loud around here. banrepublicanvalues.com

Nine weeks to November. The shirt does not vote. It does not knock on doors or drive anyone to the polls. It just says the thing out loud in a room where somebody was hoping nobody would. That is worth something. It is not a substitute for the rest. banrepublicanvalues.com

How to make it last. Wash it inside out, cold water, and hang it to dry. The print is pressed into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so it does not need babying, but heat is the one thing that ages it. Treat it like a shirt you plan to keep. banrepublicanvalues.com

School goes back this week in a lot of places. If you are a teacher, a librarian, or the one on the board who actually read the book before the vote, you already know what three words on a shirt are for. banrepublicanvalues.com

Who this is not for. If you want something subtle you can explain away at a family dinner, this is the wrong store. It says one thing in large type and there is no version that whispers it. That is either the appeal or a good reason to keep scrolling. banrepublicanvalues.com

Not everything has to be worn, and not everyone can wear it to work. Sticker $3. The 4x6 decal $3, readable across a parking lot. Fridge magnet $6, for the kitchen or the locker or the file cabinet. Agreeing with something and needing your job are not in conflict. banrepublicanvalues.com

Two weeks ago the hoodie was a strange thing to bring up. It is now the last day of August. Bella + Canvas 3719, 8.5 oz fleece, black. $55 through XL, $58 at 2XL. It will be sweatshirt weather before you have finished thinking about it. banrepublicanvalues.com

What we cover, and what we do not. Misprint, damage, wrong item, lost in transit: replaced or refunded. Email us within 30 days. Wrong size is the one we cannot take back, because it was made for you and nobody else. The size charts carry real measurements. Use them. banrepublicanvalues.com

Fair question: is this just preaching to the choir? Mostly, yes. The choir is tired and would like something to wear. The rest of it is that a shirt in a grocery store tells one stranger they are not the only one in that aisle. banrepublicanvalues.com

What $30 actually buys. A Bella + Canvas 3001 blank, a print, a mailer, and postage. No warehouse, no staff, no investor waiting on a return. One person and a print partner. That is also why there is no clearance rack. banrepublicanvalues.com

The hat is the quiet one. Distressed washed cotton, grey, $32, adjustable strap. The wordmark is embroidered rather than printed, small enough to read up close and not across a parking lot. Some days you want the shirt. Some days you want the hat. banrepublicanvalues.com

Things this store will never do. No countdown timer. No "only 2 left" when nothing can run out, because everything is printed to order. No crossed out price that was never the real price. If it ever goes on sale, it is actually on sale. banrepublicanvalues.com

If $30 is not where you want to start, start at $3. Wordmark sticker $3, kiss cut so the border follows the type. Bumper sticker $3. The bigger designs run $4 and $5. Fridge magnet $6. Same statement, laptop sized. banrepublicanvalues.com

Everything in the line is black except one thing. The wordmark tee also comes in white. Same $30, same XS to 3XL. Black type on white reads from further away, which is either the point or a reason to skip it, depending on your week. banrepublicanvalues.com

Sizes run XS to 3XL, and the price is not the same across all of them. $30 through XL. $32 at 2XL. $34 at 3XL. That is the blank costing more, not us deciding bigger people should pay more. Better you read it here than find it at checkout. banrepublicanvalues.com

Two that haven't had their turn. Distressed grey dad hat, $32, adjustable - the one you grab when you've done nothing about your hair. Hoodie, $55, S-2XL. Strange thing to bring up in August. Won't be strange for long. banrepublicanvalues.com

Not everything has to go on you. Bumper stickers $3 and $5. The magnet is $6 and comes off again, which matters on a leased or shared car. A car in traffic gets seen more in a week than a shirt does in a month. banrepublicanvalues.com

Nothing here sits in a box waiting for you. Every piece is printed when it is ordered. That means no clearance rack and no sold-out sizes. It also means a few days longer than a warehouse. Worth saying up front rather than leaving you to wonder. banrepublicanvalues.com

Somebody asked why make this at all. Because I kept looking for something that said what I actually think and didn't look like a yard sign. Direct, and still worth wearing. Three words, heavy type, a shirt you'd put on twice a week. Not subtle, on purpose. banrepublicanvalues.com

The Hate This Timeline sticker comes two ways: one you can put on a work laptop, one you cannot. Same design, same $4. We made both because agreeing with something and having a landlord are not mutually exclusive. banrepublicanvalues.com

If you are spending $30 on a shirt from a brand you have not heard of, you should know what it is. Bella + Canvas 3001. A retail blank, XS through 3XL. Every apparel page has a size chart with real measurements, so you can check it against a shirt you already own. banrepublicanvalues.com

Free shipping starts at $35, and a tee on its own is $30. So, the honest math: Tee + magnet = $36. Hat + sticker = $35. Hoodie clears it alone. The cart counts it down for you as you go. banrepublicanvalues.com

The two-piece: wordmark tee and wordmark hoodie. Same three words. One for now, one for October. banrepublicanvalues.com